''Oblivious,'' Captain ‘Murika whispered, his hot, morning breath running down his fellow admin and most intimate friend's hairy, unwashed neck. ''I want you so badly…''
“Take me like the deagle in the new summer infirmary on a freeday,'' Captain Oblivious whimpered as ‘Murika burrowed his face in Oblivious’ greasy mane.
Captain ‘Murika slid his hand into Oblivious’ sweatpants and explored it's wild, smelly bushes. Oblivious let out a lustful moan as the Jailbreak Admin took a hold of his FiveSeven. The Deathrun Admin shivered as ‘Murika rubbed his rapidly growing man-meat. “Are you o-okay with the size ‘Murika?” Stammered Captain Oblivious. “It’s not too small?”
Captain ‘Murika awkwardly winked, appearing to have a seizure. Pointing an orange Dorito finger at his eyes he smirked. “I have all the perks, I am no stranger to your body. Now let me show you the power of my Blood Money.”
Captain ‘Murika ripped off Captain Oblivious’ spaghetti-stained shirt with a big strong hand. The one that wasn't busy nurturing Oblivious’ mini warden, of course. Wink wink to the reader.
After a few minutes of playful toying, ‘Murika decided to give Oblivious a taste of his Ammo perk. They joined an empty Jailbreak server where ‘Murika took his rightful warden spot and Captain Oblivious was his naughty prisoner.
“Get on your bed, your floor is covered in my semen,” ordered ‘Murika.
Filthy Oblivious stayed on the jail cell floor, jumping and crouching in ‘Murika’s creamy goodness. Opening the cell doors after three consecutive clips of his TMP failed, he alt-walked to Oblivious’ jail cell. The tension was killing the DR Admin. He crouched in the JB Admin’s juice, staring at it.
Warden ‘Murika forced Oblivious on his knees, !gag him, unzipped his prisoner pants and spat on his prisoners’ lusty manjayjay. He kept his bonk mask on, of course. ‘Murika never did the nasty without his bonk mask. He started spamming his flashlight, but soon he was using shooting his TMP until it ran out of ammo. Captain Oblivious whimpered and twisted every which way under ‘Murika's assault, which only served to increase the intensity of the latter's Speed.
Captain ‘Murika finished it off with a shotgun, pinching Oblivious’ tender nipples cruelly. Jetman might have nerfed the shotgun’s damage BUT ‘MURIKA DIDN'T GIVE A F*CK! HE DID WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTED WITH THAT FREAKIN GUN!!! He grabbed a hold of Captain Oblivious’ manhood and pumped it until his partner let out his creamy nectar. The sensation of the warm liquid was too much for ‘Murika and he finally let out his own salty seed inside of Oblivious’ devastated fanny.
‘Murika zipped his fly and, with a look of contempt in his beady eyes, spat on Captain Oblivious, who lay on the cell floor, unable to take anymore.
''Go wash yourself, you disgust me'' Captain ‘Murika commanded. ''We have a senior staff meeting in an hour.''
Captain ‘Murika left without looking back. Of course Oblivious didn't listen. He loved being filthy.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3950hg/two_captains_cocked_and_loaded