This story is 100% true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent :)
So a few years ago I became a single 25 year old guy out from a long term relationship. After a few months of zero success with women and an ever growing need for some pussy in my life, I set up a POF profile. With a few pics and a ridiculous profile, I was not taking it very seriously. I began to message girls. Mostly nonsensical stuff or clever one liners. I carried on messaging with the few girls that reciprocated and that I found attractive. After a couple weeks I messaged a girl , Jenny, that I had been chatting with. We had a good online rapport, so and told her I was going to be going out to this cheesy country bar/club with a few friends and she should stop in and have a drink with me. She said that she might be up for it. We got to the bar and after being there about an hour, out of the corner of my eye I spotted Jenny with her friend. I would put them both about a 6.5 – 7.5 on the 0 – 10 scale. I got the butterflies in my stomach for a second and then headed straight for her. I made eye contact with her on my way and spoke into her ear over the loud obnoxious country music. My opening line, "I didn't think you would show up". I was already 6 beer in so my inhibitions were few. She responded with "I have been waiting for the day you would ask me to meet up". I said nothing, took out a pack of cigarettes and pointed toward the back door to the outdoor smoking section. She nodded and we went outside. All three of us talked for a while about nothing, my friends coming and going. She had 3 or 4 more beers and it was getting to closing time. "You coming back to my buddies place with us to have a couple more beers?" I asked. Her friend drunkenly piped up, "no, you said you were coming home with me". I saw my opportunity to turn this situation around, so I took it. "Why don't you both come with me, then everyone will be happy and it could be a lot more fun." There was a slight silence as they looked at each other that was broken by my buddy sticking his head out the door, "cabs here, lets go!". I started to go towards the door, "Have a good night lady's". As we got in the cab I figured my night had come to a close. Then they came running out the door and up to the van. "we are coming too". Perfect, I thought as they got in the back with me. As soon as the door slid closed and the dome light went off my hand went straight past Jenny's knee length skirt at to her inner thigh. She looked at me and smiled. It was on! On the cab ride to my buddy's place, while my friends talked drunkenly to cab driver, here I was in the back row seat rubbing Jenny's pussy through her panties while her friend was sitting on the other side of her watching what was happening. Upon our arrival I got the girls a couple beer and we all talked for a few minutes. My friends went out on the patio for a cigarette, and I decided to push my luck a little farther. "you lady's want to call a cab or do you want to stay here in the spare room with me? It's a queen size, lots of room for the three of us." Almost before I was dome my sentence Jenny's friend spoke up, "we'll stay". I said "down the stairs and to the left, i'll just be a few mins." and off they went. I went out to join my friends for a smoke and let them know what was happening. "You better have some condoms here!" Luckily I was able to grab a few from my friend that owned the house. I proceeded downstairs and knocked on the door. The door was opened by Jenny's friend who was wearing nothing but her panties. She had the most amazing tits I had ever seen! I paused for a moment in all their glory! Jenny, who was also in nothing but panties broke my trance from the bed saying "are you coming in, or should we call that cab?" I stepped in and closed the door. Jenny's friend pushed me back against the wall and dropped to her knees. Undoing my belt and pulling my pants and boxers down at the same time. My cock sprung out and she began to suck and play with it while Jenny was on the bed rubbing herself. I motioned for the to come over and take part. She was quick to respond. I couldn't believe this. It was literally every mans fantasy and I was living it! Soon enough I blew my load as both the girls seemed to fight for it in their mouths. Then true to what I have learned about sex from the internet, they started making out with each other and moved onto the bed where I sat on a recliner and watched them eat each others pussy's until my cock was hard once more. I went over and started to fuck Jenny doggy style while she pleasured her friend, then they switched. After a while I told them to get up. I laid back on the bed while Jenny road my cock while her friend sat on my face. This was the best, everybody came and we all fell asleep in the bed. In the morning we all got up and I dropped them off at a house across town. I never spoke to them again.
Source: reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/38t7oi/my_ridiculous_pof_sex_experience
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