G'day, I'm Craig and the shiela I fucked a cuppa days ago has the name Belinda. She's good fuckin' sort, big titties, sandy blonde hair, a few freckles – nuthin to freak out about, she's got nice long legs with great hips. She works out, hits the gym, eats rabbit food and drinks them healthy little drinks for softies. It's all good, makes her a fuckin little nymph. And boy is she the the nymph.
I met Belinda a cuppa years ago, she was the daughter of this townie, some fuckwit who owned a health shop. We are pretty bloody rural, why the fuck we need a health shop when all there is, is fresh produce is beyond me. Anyway her father is a right cunt. He's one of them uptight D-bags that thinks he is better than everyone else in town. Won't even mingle with the rest of the farmers and townies at the local pub on trivia night. He also thinks his daughter, Belinda is the Angel sent from above. Behold her majesty. Anyway, I had never talked to her before, because she only visited on weekends, her parents were divorced – probably because he is a closet homosexual and who the fuck would wanna stay married to his tight arse – excuse the pun. He really needs to get a root and pop outa that obstinate closet of his. So anyway, we had all seen her around every once in a while growin' up. She started off pretty standard, she was pretty, but obviously went to another level once those knockers popped out. Fuck she was hottie. Every young bloke in town wanted to get a good suck on em melons.
So she gets older, we all get older and she pops into the pub one day. She's dressed to blend in. We all notice her. Me and a mate of mine go over and talk to her. Below and behold she's a chatty thing and told us she was getting away from her obnoxious old man. Understandably he would never set foot in here, she was safe. We had a few drinks and few of the girlfriends became friendly with her. She was right ol' laugh. Great dry sense of humour, my kind. So we have known each other for a few years, she comes on weekends still. We actually hang out a fair bit and her dad and I don't really like each other. We are quite flirty, but still only friends.
Anyway a cuppa days ago I see her in the street, we get talkin' and turns out she wants to go for a ride on an 'orse, she hasn't been in a while. I have 'orses, mostly used for recreation. Used to have sheep, but switched to dairy – easier that way. I tell her to come over for a ride. It is evening and she says she wants to do it right now. She had had a few schooners, I could see. She hops in me ute and we head back to me families propertay. She tells me she is too scared to ride alone, so I grab the strongest one – Ali Bubblegum, Fucken I didn't name him, me dropkick of a father did – but hey, he's a good bloke.
She hops on and I get on behind her. It isn't that comfortable riding with two, really cramps the nuts if ya know what I mean. I am ride up behind her helping her guide the 'orse. The sun is still out, but ya can tell its gonna go down. There is a nice bushland just beyond my property, it runs along the river. Pretty place, ferns and lovely shit like that. Except ticks, fucken ticks… little fucken prics. So we ridin' and it's serene and beautiful, the sun begins to go down. I am really close up to her. We are havin' a deep lovely convo, and then all of a sudden I start to feel butterfly's in my heart like some kinda French poet. I was looking at her hair as the sun shone around her. She really was a fucken angel, just like her old man saw her. Yep, it happened people, my dick grew three sizes that moment. Bull shit, stuck on the back of a fucken 'orse with a boner poking her. She definitely felt it. Silence passed over.
We slowed down. Shit was gettin' awkward. She turned around looked at me with a huge grin. Told me she had always fancied me and glad I returned the favour. I was beetredbeetroot, You woulda confused me for drunken Santy Caluse. She then leaned in to kiss me, I leaned forward and our lips touched. And kids, that's how I met your mother. Nah, we actully got into some good old fashion tonguing. It kept my boner solid, it boosted to I wanna burst out and fuck ya level. She started to put her hands all over me, then she pulled me hands towards her breast. I touched them, then grabbed them, then also lost myself just liker her. I unclipped her bra, she had buttons, I undid them fast, and her top opened right up, revealing her huge tits. I sucked her nipples and she moaned and told me to fuck her on the 'orse. I asked her how. So we decided to get off it and strip each other off.
The sun was goin down, the sky was pink at this point, and her pale fleshe almost glowed in the light. She was naked, her pussy was ripe, a bit of hair, but clean shaven around the flaps. She was wet, never seen a girl so wet. Tied off the 'orse, then grabbed me wallet from me jeans and pulled out a condom. Lucky! She wanted to put it on with her mouth. She sucked me off for a bit, got impatient and put it on fast. I helped her back up onto the 'orse, where she was backwards. I got back on and told her we had to be slow and be extremely careful, and not go overboard. I gripped the 'orse with my boots (i put them back on, though I was naked, we both had helmets back on… safety first). She managed to struggle but eventually sat on me and pushed my dick into her. She felt good, too bad about the condom. Didn't matter, because I was fucking a hottie on a 'orse. We did it very slow, mostly me holdin her and the 'orse and the reins. Tricky. She moved her hips and kissed me deeply. Skin to skin, open sky, on an 'orse. The sex was slow but amazing. She actually came. It was hot as she moaned and I was almost close too just watching her tilt her head back and moan. We then got off the horse with a rash or ten and we were not done.
I took off me boots, we took off our helmets walked over to a log. She bent over and told me to fuck her hard, pull her hair and ride her like a 'orse. I did that. I bucked her like a bodybuilding stallion on too many roids. It was fucken great. She told me to get the riding crop and spank her. I went and got it and came back. She was now on her hands and knees in the mud. She was such a dirty girl, the contrast between her skin and mud just made it look filthier, like a pig rolling around. I spanked her but she told me to go harder. I did and she moaned and even nayed and told me to control her. So I got back on her and fucked her again. She bucked like wild and orgasmed over and over again. I got close again and then she turned around and pulled me on top of her, pulled her legs above her head and told me to fuck her into the mud and spank her tits. This was crazy for me, I couldn't refuse and slapped her titties with the crop, but not too hard. Then I threw it to the side, entered her… very deep and fucked her like crazy. This time I was like the mad Bronco fucking her into the mud. She was covered, it splashed everywhere. It was in her hair, face all over. She rubbed it into her nipples. I came, orgamsed hard. She saw this and came again. I fell forward and lay there with her.
We were muddy and gross. There was only one thing to do. The river was right behind us so we ran into it and washed each other off. This was just as sexy, if not sexier than the actual sex. This moment as the sun was almost down – that halfway looking point, I felt feelings for this chick and it wasn't just in me dick.
BEST SEX EVER
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/35sgqx/fucked_her_on_the_back_of_an_orse_spanked_and
Straya mate! Sick cunt
U wot m8
Riding bareback? Risky brah!!!
Literally no Australians talk like this. And I can’t help but get the Old Spice commercial in my head reading this…
I was thinking Monty Python… She’s a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
You’re kidding me arn’t you. "Literrally no Australians talk like this. You are so wrong. Do you think everyone in Australia just talks like they do in Sydney or Melbourne. The accents in Australia are extremely diverse. I got relatives in Dubbo who have accents ten times worse than this. I can hardly understand them sometimes. That is just the tip of the iceburg. If you go further out west or up in the north the Aussie accents get even more bogan. "Literally no Australian talk like this." You need to get out more dude.
I can’t jack off to this, I’m laughing too much.