*Every character in this story is 18+*
Disclaimer: This story is graciously sponsored by Wilson Sporting Goods. **Wilson: Feel it in your guts!**
“OK, class, now we all know Wilson makes durable products at competitive prices…” Mr. Wessman was holding a standard size Wilson volleyball for the class to see.
One girl in the fourth row did not dare look up from her desk. She couldn’t stomach the sight of it right now; her bowels spasmed painfully just from hearing the quality (yet affordable) brand name.
“Considering it has a diameter of 22 centimeters, can we use Hooke’s law to determine how many volleyballs we can fit in this long modeling balloon? Number 11, you of all people should pay attention to this lesson.”
*The laughter… how can they still find this shit funny after 4 days?*