Jake’s Magic Remote Part XIX – Tempered in Fire [MF inc timestop anal oral preg]

Carol held her coffee as though it was the elixir of life. It very well looked like it was, too; in the cafe’s more direct light, Jake could make out dark circles under her eyes that hadn’t been there before.
“Are you alright?” Jake asked. “You look…”
“…like hell,” Petra offered.
Carol gave that crooked smile again. Something about it was really familiar. “I’ll be fine. It’s just… really exhausting getting here.”
Jake shook his head. “I don’t get it. Getting here? From where? And why?”
Carol chuckled. “You know, my father told me you’d ask that. He said you’d be… ‘methodically and relentlessly inquisitive’. I guess he would know.”
“Would he? Do I know him?” Jake was starting to dislike the number of things about this situation he didn’t know.
Carol sipped her coffee again. How she stomached it black and extra-strong like that was beyond him. “You will,” she said. “Pretty intimately.”
Jake frowned. “Carol. This is beyond frustrating. I think you owe us an explanation. So let’s start with who you are, and who your father is, or else Petra and I will just have to leave you to it.”
“Jeez,” Carol said, sighing. “That brings back memories. You haven’t used that tone since I was nine, Dad.”
Jake wasn’t quite sure how to respond to that. Fortunately, Petra was. “Bullshit,” she said bluntly. “He’d have been a kid when you were born.”
Carol smiled at Petra. “That’s true, Mom. Or it would be, for any other family.”
Jake opened his mouth to protest, but found he couldn’t speak. He stared across the table at Carol as she took another sip of her coffee with those soft-looking lips… lips that curved the same way as his daughter’s. There was a mixture of relief, fatigue, and love in her eyes, and those eyes looked familiar because he’d seen them in the mirror thousands of times before. “Holy crap,” he finally said.
“Holy fucking shit of God,” Petra replied. “How… well, I know how… when??”
Carol smiled. “Soon, actually,” she said. “I’m younger than I was when we first met, so some things have changed. Which is good, because you both told me that you wished you’d found the family talent a few years sooner. Before what happened with Sarah.”
Petra leaned forward. “Family talent? You mean I can stop-” she lowered her voice. “I can stop things too?”
“Not as well as Dad,” Carol replied. “You always carried the remote to help. But yes.”
“So the remote,” Jake broke in, “You planted it?”
“Yeah… sorry about that. You’d have found it in a few years, anyway. Or rather, sort of accidentally made it. Subconsciously. I don’t really know how it worked. But it just focused a power you already had. One that you both have. I think it’s a recessive gene or something.”
Jake raised a brow. “So then you…”
“Have two copies, yes. I learned to bend time from a very young age. But by then, Sarah was already… well, let’s just say that she took the news about you two really badly. Oh, and she’s been cheating on you.”
“That seems far-fetched. She practically hates sex.”
“No,” Carol said, “she hates losing control. Think about it. She used sex to control you when you were younger, used it to make you fall in love, to make you marry her… can you name one major life choice that didn’t start with her jumping on you and then making the decision for you?”
Jake thought about it. As much as he hated to admit it, Carol was right. The wedding, the pregnancy, the house, his job… every time something important was to be done, Sarah slept with him. The only exceptions were lately when he’d used the remote to influence her.
“Okay, so she’s a bitch,” Jake said, leaning back. “I knew that. It’s not an ideal basis for marriage. But that doesn’t mean she’s cheating on me.”
“Actually,” Petra said sheepishly, “she has been. I was going to… I don’t know what I was going to do, actually. But I followed her when she went out with- holy shit wait I know you!” She pointed at Carol. “You’re Cheryl! That girl from mom’s work!”
Carol shrugged. “Yeah. I may have been keeping an eye on things.”
“You introduced her to Jerome!”
“Who the hell is Jerome?” Jake asked.
“This is Jerome!” Petra shoved her phone under Jake’s nose.
Jake took the phone and stared at it. On the screen was a series of images of his wife with a black guy who he’d never met before. She looked to be eagerly kissing, sucking, and fucking him. “Hang on a minute, how did you get these? And how did ‘Cheryl’ get involved?”
Carol sighed. “Look, I’m only doing what you yourself told me should be done. You said ‘If only it’d all happened sooner, and if only the Jerome thing hadn’t gone on so long’ so I fixed it.”
“You fixed it.”
“Well… almost. I mean if it was fixed I’d leave you alone. But it’s not, yet. I went home and things are still pretty fucked up.”
“And the pictures?”
“Well,” Petra said sheepishly, “I have a bit of a confession to make there.”
Jake frowned and stared at his daughter. She looked more than a little guilty.
“Well, you see, I sort of followed her, and- well, here.” She fished the remote – his remote – out of a pocket and handed it over.
Jake felt angry and disappointed at the same time. “Petra, this… you can’t just steal a thing like this without asking. What else did you do?”
“Well… there was this thing with Jeremy.”
“What ‘thing’?”
“This thing where he found out about us and tried to blackmail me into fucking him.”
Jake blanched. “Why didn’t you tell me about that?”
“Because I handled it. He hasn’t so much as looked at me since.”
“What did you do?”
“I… tricked him… intofucking his mother.”
Jake coughed on a sudden urge to laugh. “What?!”
“Yeah… she thought it was her husband and he thought it was me, and then I wiped the pictures off his drive.”
Jake chuckled. “That’s brilliant. I shudder to think how that little family discussion went.”
“So… not mad?”
Jake leaned over and kissed his daughter. His younger daughter. Or rather his physically younger… this was confusing. “I can’t stay mad at you, Pet,” he said. “And clearly you’re responsible with it. Just… you should have talked to me. About this, about Jeremy, and about your mother.”
Jake suddenly became aware of Carol smiling across the table at them. “I’m sorry,” she said, “it’s just that seeing you two like this… it’s pretty different for me. Where I’m from, you’re both older. Still very much in love, but this is just sweet.”
Jake smiled back. “That’s good to hear, I guess. So, then.. what is it you want to accomplish here?”
Carol finished her coffee, waved to the barista for another, and started to explain.

Sleepwalking Mom [inc] (via /r/NaughtyFamilyDiary)

All characters are over 18 and entirely fictional. All rights reserved.


Dear Diary,

Mom has always had a sleepwalking issue. We've managed it over the years, but last night she sleptwalk right into my room. I didn't realize it until I felt a warm body press against me under the sheets. I sleep naked in the summer; mom wasn't wearing any more.

"Mmm, hey there sexy hubby," mom whispered in my ear, nuzzling her head in my shoulder and draping her thigh over mine. "I know our boy is back for the summer, but you know how he sleeps. No reason we can't have some fun…" Mom licked around the outside of my ear, running a hand down my chest until it reached my naked cock.

I froze. Mom had clearly mistaken me for dad, and clearly was horny. I thought for moment about how awkward it would be when I told her, but realized it was better than her finding out later.

“Mom,” I whispered, turning my face towards hers. She brought her lips to mine and darted her tongue in my mouth.

A Future Lawyer [MF] [Inc]

“Vr-Vr-Vrrrrrrrrr” the engine of my parents’ old boat kicked to life.

“Oh good,” my mother looked up from her book and out of the wide windows that overlooked the lake. “It sounds like Dad got the boat running.” She set her book down on the table next to her overstuffed chair. “Go get ready. We’ll probably head out soon.” Mom stood up from the chair, walked to the sliding glass door and stepped onto the patio. “How much longer, hon’?” she yelled down to my father.

“Probably 20 minutes?” Dad yelled back up.

“20 minutes.” Mom repeated, returning to the cool air of the house. She walked past me on the couch and down the hall to their bedroom.

I set aside my own book and headed down to the basement. I walked into my sister and my shared bedroom. I pulled closed the curtain that covered to floor-to-ceiling windows that faced out of the room and into the trees surrounding our house. It was probably 300 feet or so down to the waterfront, and even though the trees blocked any view you might have from the water, I still felt better closing them.

Jake’s Magic Remote Part XVIII – Creative Anachronism [MF reluc nc mc inc timestop etc]

After all the excitement and sunshine at the beach, Jake wanted to go somewhere cool and relaxing. Petra agreed with him about the heat, but had other ideas about the calm.
“Anyplace is calm and peaceful for us,” she argued. “You can make the world quiet whenever you want!”
“I suppose that’s true enough,” Jake conceded, kissing her neck and adjusting his grip on her hips to pull her in tighter.
“Mmh, Daddy, right there,” Petra moaned, squeezing Jake’s waist with her thighs and clenching her pussy around his throbbing shaft. “Can we go to a club tonight?”
Jake leaned back a little to look up at her, letting her move herself back and forth in his lap again. “Why a club?” he asked.
“Because I can’t get into any. I’m not 21. I wanna sneak past the bouncer and have some fun.”
Jake smirked. “You mean sow chaos.”
Petra grinned and winked at him. “Who, me? I’m an angel, a paragon of virtuous behaviors!”
Jake slapped her ass, causing her to squeal and grind down harder on his lap. “You, Pet, are the Daughter of Disorder, the Avatar of Anarchy.”
“Shoosh! Don’t say that so loud,” Petra said, clasping her hands behind his neck and beginning to bounce up and down on him. “I don’t want these people to hear!”
Jake looked around at the frozen cafe. “It’s pretty unlikely they’ll hear,” he said, nodding at the other patrons and the waitress. “Even if they did, I suspect they’ll forget when her blouse pops open and her skirt falls down.”
Petra grinned. “She shouldn’t have given you that dirty look for being with me,” she said, reaching over to the counter to grab the waitress’ bra and panties and shove them into Jake’s bag. “Serves her right. Now please, Daddy, stop teasing and fuck me into that countertop.”

Aurora [MF] [Inc] [Drugs]

“Holy shit.” I said, looking up into the heavens. Above me were sheets of green floating in the sky. They folded gently as if they were waves crashing on the beach. Off to the west, a few spires of blue shot into the sky, tipped with white and shimmering brightly. A jet of pink slowly flowed into my vision from between the blue spires, inching its way south. Yellow tuffs softly bleated into and out of existence, mixing with the edges of the green sheets as though the green was covering and uncovering the yellow.

“I’ve never seen it this bright before,” my sister whispered from just left of me. We watched in silence for a few more minutes. The silence was only broken by the bubbling of the hot tub.

That gentle rumble was a nice match for the lightly-colored darkness around us. We had turned out the lights from her deck to sit and stare into the heavens. While the aurora offered enough light to make out the space just around us, in lots of wild colors, we couldn’t see anything further out, save for the outlines of dark mountains against the lights in the sky.

Morning Hike [MF] [Inc] [Piss] [Oral]

I didn’t remember our text conversation from the night before, so I was freaked out when I heard the knocking at my front door. I peaked out my bedroom window, but didn’t see anything weird. I left my bedroom and went to the front door of my apartment. Through the peephole, I saw my brother.

“What the fuck? It’s so early!” I yelled at him after opening the door.

“We were going for a run, remember?”

“Shit. I forgot.”

“Clearly. Go get dressed.”

I definitely couldn’t go running dressed like I was. A spaghetti strapped babydoll top and panties wasn’t going to cut it. I left my brother in my living room and returned to my bedroom. I opened my dresser and dug around for a minute for something else. I didn’t find anything.

I walked across the room to my closet and got down on my knees. I flipped through the big pile of dirty clothes on the floor for a minute. I found some black leggings and a pink sports bra. I gave them a sniff. Oh Jesus. Oh well, I’m going to get sweaty from the run anyway.

Western Tales (Part 1) [Str8] [MF] [Inc]

“It’s about time you got here,” I scolded my sister as she walked in the front door. “We were supposed to leave hours ago.”

“Sorry, sorry. Jane and I stayed out way too late last night. I forgot an alarm and we didn’t get up until a little bit ago. I’ve already packed, let me just how in the shower real quick.” she said passing through the living room.

My sister and I were planning on driving from our home outside Chicago to visit our grandparents in Tempe, Arizona. I hoped to make it there after 2 very long days of driving, but since it was already a few minutes after noon, that wasn’t going to happen.

I grabbed my bags from my room and took them out to the trunk of my car. When I got back to the house, the shower was already done running. “Almost ready?” I asked and knocked on the door to my sister’s room.

“Yeah, just a few minutes while I get dressed.” she called out.

Dark, Forbidden Fruit, Part 2 [Str8][mf][inc][oral]

I spent my first day of senior year with my heart pounding in my throat, palms clammy, and driven to distraction. Not because my nerves were on edge at the prospect of my high school career coming to a close, but over memories of taking my freshman cousin to school this morning. Recollections of her body, her precocious wit and demon’s tongue clouded my thoughts through all of my classes. It was embarrassing enough going through an entire day at an all-guy’s high school hiding a persistent erection, but add to that the shame of knowing that the arousal was all because of my fucking cousin. At the end of the day I felt like I needed to attend confession and then shower in bleach.

That said, I had no intention of backing down from the plan that had begun to take shape in my mind.

Dark, Forbidden Fruit, Part 1 [STR8][mf][inc]

I breathe a heavy sigh into the evening air. My last night of summer, I think sullenly, and once again, nothing happened. I’d harbored grand ambitions for the last summer before my senior year of high school. We were supposed to go out, party, hook up with hot girls, everything a young guy could want. Aside from hang out at a few of our favorite spots in this boring-ass city, we’d done next to nothing. Sure, we’d managed to score a few bottles of liquor from our parents’ stashes, but nothing wilder than that. I decided it was time to head home. Our neighborhood abutted a nature preserve, and all I had to do was jump our back fence and I had a secluded woodland haven all to myself. Best of all, I’d found a small shack in the middle of the woods this summer. I have no idea what it was used for, but nobody seemed to have been there in a very long time. My single project over the summer had been turning this place into my secret hideaway, where I could retreat from the religious fervor of my parents. I had my books there: Hitchens, Harris, and Dawkins… books my parents would burn as Satanic. I had a few bottles of liquor I’d managed to swipe under various circumstances, along with an old oil lamp from our attic for light. I’d never shown anyone my secret retreat, but I’d spent many an evening there seeking peace and quiet away from my family.

A Little Back and Forth [MF] [Str8] [Inc] [Mast] [Oral]

<CH 1>

The first semester of college, I had classes at 8am every day of the week. So when I got to come home on break. I was excited to not really have to get up in the mornings. I could sleep in, lay in bed with my laptop and generally not make much effort to do anything. With my parents at work, and my sister's high school not being on break yet, that first week I could really relax as much as I wanted.

The first couple of days, I slept in until the late afternoon. On Wednesday, for whatever reason, I woke up around 9:30 and was surprised to hear music, which must have been coming from my sister's room. I walked across my room and opened the door. Across the hall, her door was open just a couple of inches. Before I could yell out to her, she walked, wearing only tight, dark-colored jeans and a black belt, over to her dresser and pull open the top drawer.