“Please take a seat and fill out these forms.”
I grabbed the clipboard like a frog catching a fly and tacked myself on a chair in the waiting room. I dragged my signatures over several pages of inane questions.
“A Daryl DePrezd here, another there and done!” flashing solar white teeth as I handed the clipboard back to Ms. Mildred. Mildred, like expired carp, opened her fat mouth and snorted:
“Please head to room 2.” A spry Irish girl led me to this room and handed me sterile scrubs.
“Please change into these, nurse Nelly will be with you shortly for your check up!” The vixen and pink Irish girl left the little room, leaving behind me, my scrubs and I.
I slip off my shoes and stocks and my feet touch the icy floor. My Boss demanded that I be sent for a check-up as my performance has been lacking as of late. “You’re our number 1, I can’t have you slacking, what’s wrong with you?!” barked The Boss.