im looking for a story i read a while back, as i remember its about this guy who has a female flatmate with a penis, its a series aswell
i think the name might have been “shes got a what?!?!” or something similar to that
Category: sexystories
Step-sister’s Failing Marriage [incest] [M] [F] [cheat] [oral] [mast] [swallow]
Mallory’s mom married my dad when we were in our late teens. By that point in time, we really didn’t care about a step-sibling because we had our own lives, and soon, we’d be off to college. Mallory and I were basically roommates, only saying hey if we walked past each other.
After college, we barely spoke. Maybe I’d like a post of hers on Facebook. If she wasn’t traveling abroad, I’d see her at Thanksgiving or Christmas. She got married, had a kid. I had a girlfriend, didn’t want kids.
I moved to NYC. A year later, Mallory called to say she was coming to NYC for work, but her assistant forgot to book her a hotel room and she was scrambling and —
“Say no more, you can stay with me.”
The next night, Mallory took an Uber from Penn Station to my apartment. We hugged. I hadn’t seen her in years and was stunned by how beautiful she was. I showed her to my room. “I’ll sleep on the sofa,” I said.
“Oh, you don’t have to. I’ll take the sofa. It’s okay. I really don’t mind. Actually, I sleep on the sofa most days, now, so …”
[MF] She Made Me Want Her, part 2 [fdom] [reluc]
Part 1 in the comments.
I didn’t tell Sierra about what happened. Obviously Steph was not a good of a friend as she thought, but I was also not as good of a boyfriend. I couldn’t badmouth her without getting myself into trouble.
The next day Sierra realized she forgot her phone charger. We looked all over for it, but couldn’t find it. My phone was a different model, so she couldn’t use mine. We eventually went down to breakfast in the lobby. Steph was the first to join us. She was wearing a loose low cut shirt that revealed she was wearing her swimsuit underneath.
“I had a great night last night,” she said, “I hope you did too.”
I couldn’t meet her gaze. The fuck was she trying to do?
“Wow,” Sierra asked. “What did you do after the hot tub?”
“Went down to the beach. There was no one around so I said, ‘fuck it’ and jumped in naked.”
Breakfast is Served [MF][FDom][msub][Chastity][Denial][Tease]
Inspired by a post from /u/taco_kitten, link in comments
Today is the day; the day you promised; the day I have spent these months waiting for; the day which has filled my every waking moment ever since That Day…
…That Day, yes. I suppose that’s the place to start; the Day everything changed.
I’m a successful businessman, running a small property agency with a few branches across the country. From the one property I started with, I now manage a portfolio of over a thousand properties, worth over a hundred million, and turning over more than ten million a year, as well as sales and rentals on behalf of clients. I don’t say this to boast, at least not anymore, merely to give you an idea of me, and how easy it is for me to have anything I want. I live well, play hard, and fuck; or at least I did.
On That Day I was in my office just as any other. Business was good, there was little for me to do these days; I was preparing to head home for the afternoon. There came a knock at my door, my assistant stuck her head in; “there’s someone here to see you, Sir. I know you weren’t expecting anyone, but she insisted.”
Pegging with a Lesbian [m] [ff] [threesome] [oral] [cheat] [pegging] [anal] [squirt] [mast] [reluc] [cum]
My girlfriend, Maddie, has a lesbian friend named Uma who comes to town twice a year. I didn’t know Uma used to be into men, but it all made sense now—how she grabbed my arms, told me what big muscles I had, told me she loved the beard.
I texted Uma to ask if I could have anything in the house that she might need. When she said no, I wrote back to say I’d get our guest bed set up so she didn’t have to sleep with us.
“Aw, that’s no fun. You mean Maddie doesn’t want to have a threesome?”
“I wish,” I wrote back.
“Huh, for some reason I always pegged her as the kinky type.”
“Nah,” I responded. “And since you say pegged, I doubt she even knows what pegging is.”
One thing lead to another and soon, Uma was packing her strap on dildo. If anyone could convince Maddie to loosen up, it’d be Uma. And tequila.
When Uma arrived, she unpacked her bag in front of Maddie, “accidentally” dropping her strap on dildo on the floor.
“Oops,” she said, shooting me a look.
In Bloom, Part II – [Mf][nc][abduction][anal][breeding]
Jason struggled getting through the rest of the day. After the first two periods, he stopped worrying about Monica being discovered; she was quite obedient. The excitement was harder to manage. Between replaying what happened earlier and her smell faintly wafting from the closet, he had a lot of difficulty focusing on his lesson plan.
The school used a staggered schedule, so today was one of the days that ended two periods early. He only had 30 minutes left to endure before he could start putting his extraction plan into action. As the students in the current period were working on their essays, Jason started sketching out the plan to identify any potential trouble spots.
The first part was easy. He was going to grab one of the large boxes and a dolly from the storeroom. Monica was a fairly small girl and he was pretty sure she’d fit in one of those boxes that the new chairs for the library came in. He’d have to fold down his back seat to get the box to fit in his small car, but it should work.
YouTuber Sexcapades: Nerdy Nummies part 1 [MF]
This is a work of fiction brought out by my fantasy of meeting and having intercourse with the YouTube star Rosanna Pansino. None of the following is truth and should be treated as such.
Now let’s get goin’!
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Walking down the street in a residential neighborhood in Los Angeles, map in hand and my dead phone weighing down my pocket like a fifty pound weight, I sighed and lifted my glasses before rubbing my eyes. “It’s official dude. You are lost.”
Looking around at the houses around me, I considered going up to one of them and asking for directions, or even letting me use their phone to get an Uber. I picked a house to walk up to when, like all my plans, things went sideways.
Hearing a scream, I spun around and saw a young girl trying to catch her dog, who was walking into the road.
A road that just so happened to have a car driving way too fast coming up on the dogs location.
Naughty Noir 1 [FM][Noir][Detective][long]
This is the first part in a series I’m writing, I recommend you read it on my website (link in comments) for easier reading and better formatting. I hope you like it, let me know what you think!
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People called it the city that never wept – and Moira the woman that never smiled. Yet the torrential rain that washed all evidence into the gutters also eased her pain as it rolled down her face and left a wry smile in its wake.
She never felt more alive than when a few drops of water managed to stall the busy city into momentary depression and paralysis, locking most everyone inside their homes and leaving the city all but deserted.
The woman on the ground – or rather what remained of her – would never feel this alive again, that much was sure. Over the last months an alarming increase in murders going beyond the usual autumn increase had made these nightly calls to crime scenes all but a grim routine. With each dead body the situation got worse, the public more upset and their superiors more concerned about their jobs.
Nicole’s Ten Minute Handjob [MF] [Str8] [bd]
Here’s a story from my first relationship. It may be a little mild, but it’s where I was at that point in my life. So I hope you enjoy.
I was hanging out with my girlfriend Nicole on the futon in her apartment while she studied for a test. Actually I was supposed to be studying too, but I was feeling pretty horny and couldn’t really focus. Nicole finally caught me staring at her legs.
“Don’t expect to fool around tonight. I absolutely have to focus right now.”
“How about just five minutes?” I replied hopefully.
Nicole got really quite for a minute and looked me up and down. I got a little worried she was mad since I was probably being a bit of a pest.
She finally said “I’ll make a deal with you. You get a handjob for ten minutes. If you don’t cum in that time frame, then that’s too bad for you.”
“Deal.”
Nicole smirked and straddled me “Hold on mister. The handjob is exactly ten minutes. No more. No less. Meaning if you cum early, then I’m going to be torturing you for however much time is left.”
[MF] She Made Me Want Her, Part 1
After I’d been with my girlfriend Sierra for about a year, we planned a long weekend trip to the Carribean. It was going to be the two of us, our friend Nick, his brother Colin, and Sierra’s friend Steph. We booked rooms at a small resort.
Let me tell you about Steph. I’ll admit when I first met her, the idea of fucking her entered my head. She had long dark hair, solid curves, nice firm C cups, and was very athletic. She was also cold as ice. She always seemed to have resting bitch face and was the type to “tell it how it is.”
Steph and I never hung out together b/c I often found her off-putting. If Sierra ever left us alone, I’d usually find an excuse to leave. I was a little reticent about spending a whole weekend on vacation with her, but with Colin, Nick, and Sierra around, I figured it wouldn’t be too bad.
We arrived and checked into our hotel. First day at the resort was pretty lazy, we just spend some time at the beach and generally relaxed from the travels.