Celebrating my 40th birthday my wife and I went to a local night club. We know one of the DJ’s that works there. Chad (the DJ) is kind of a big nerd but he’s also always secretly had the hots for my wife Taylor. He doesn’t think I’m aware of it but I am. We start drinking and dancing and pretty soon Chad is also buying us drinks and playing songs for us.
A few hours go by and we’re both pretty drunk. I walk over to Chad while my wife is in the bathroom and confide a secret to him. I take two high dose Viagra pills out of my pocket and tell him I’m planning to take at least one or both so I can fuck Taylor all night on my birthday. He tells me that’s awesome but since I’m drunk, maybe he should hold on to them for me and just grabs them out of my hand. Being drunk, I don’t disagree with him and go back to our table to join my wife.