Category: eroticstories

Coil

What is a human coil? Many men have tried to answer this question and yet all of them have failed except one. That man, or rather, woman was gender-swapped Naruto. The creator of the human coil.

It was midnight, his bloodshot eyes wouldn’t yearn for sleep as they were completely affixed to the glass tube inside of which a dying Sasuke was slowly dying. Gender-swapped Naruto 2120, or GSN 2120 for short, which sounds like some cancerous chemical, was reading the topological entropy readings measuring Sasuke’s ever dying erection. The erection was deflating very slowly, which made GSN 2120 thirsty and very sad at the same time as the impossibility of having sex with horrified Sasuke glaring at GSN 2120 and all other such creatures as if he wanted to slice him up with his katana became increasingly unlikely.

“Look at these sex fairies amalgamating around his deflating penis.” said GSN 2120. “It makes me want to eat that ass onahole molded after Sasuke’s ass I just made earlier.”

“But they won’t amalgamate inside his gaping wound.” replied GSN 2121. “If he weren’t dying, we would be having a massive orgy.” Read more »

Will You? Part 2

Part 2 of Will You?

CWs:

[Whipping][No safe word][Threats][Intense eye contact][Breathing restrictions][Reddit][Torture][Rope][Cheating][Degradation]

“……….Everything about her was different. In fact the exact opposite of his wife. Henry adored the way his wife looked but she…she embodied force………” 

 ……………………………………….

“Call me Rose. Nothing else. Just Rose.”

Henry snapped out of the trance he fell into.

“Yes…um…Rose.”

She smirked.

“I said call me Rose, not um Rose.”

“Yes Rose.”

Rose shifted her stance and motioned for Henry to follow her into the dimly lit room.

He told himself…this is it. All this build up. What he needed.

Rose took a sit at the small desk. 

“Sit down on the floor. You can’t be the same level as me.”

Henry obeyed. He could feel his heart skip a beat. 

He was trying to hold back but couldn’t stop staring at her shoes. She wasn’t wearing boots or heels. She had on converse shoes. His eyes wandered a little further up her legs. She had fishnets on. A gray pleated skirt. 

Before his eyes could go any further Rose snapped her fingers.

“Did you hear anything I just said? Hmm?” Read more »

Will You?

This is an intro story to a much longer series. Posting this as a tease really. It gets more intense. 

Cws:

[Mention of love][No safe word][Intense eye contact][Mention of pain]

Henry walked swiftly yet with caution down the hotel hallway. He had dreamt of this moment for a very long time and it was finally here. There was a lump in his throat but he didn’t mind this. 

He felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. He stopped immediately and checked to see what it was. It was his wife Mary. She texted to wish him good luck. 

Henry was extremely grateful for her sacrifice. She had even offered to help him look through Reddit posts. 

You see…he wanted…no, NEEDED things that she simply could not and would not provide. 

Henry loved pain. Not only physical pain, but mental and emotional. He wasn’t sure if it were due to some suppressed trauma or different wiring in his brain. All he knew and accepted is that he felt if he didn’t get this soon, he would die. 

Not in the literal sense but die as in severe depression. Read more »

Cubes

There were several cubes stacked into one larger cube. In the middle of those cubes was Sasuke. Every day, Sasuke would hear the people from the neighboring cubes have extremely loud sex in the darkness of his room. They would have sex every day all day long to the point it would make him subject to bouts of insanity. It was only one day when he figured he could scream the names of the people of the other side to make them die of embarrassment. Only then would he get some reprieve from the constant moaning, he thought.

“Diana, oh, yes Diana, I am about to come!” screamed Sasuke with a hint of embarrassment in his shaky voice. “Oh, yes, that’s it!”

“Sasuke!? Is that you?” replied one of the voices.

The voice was feminine, extremely so, which made him wonder who it might be. The sex moans stopped suddenly. Something Sasuke didn’t expect at all, not even in his wildest imagination. Not knowing what to say, Sasuke remained silent and hoped the person on the other side would forget about what just happened, but unfortunately the person on the other side wouldn’t let him off the hook. Read more »

Dust

A plastic tumbleweed was tumbling towards Emperor Sasuke in the dusty mess of His apartment. He had reached Godhood after being a wizard for so long and being unable to comprehend that a sex toy cannot be fucked without putting on lube all over His dick. At this point, not a single vagina would approach Him. His mouth would vacuum the dust floating in the stale air of His dusty apartment and would shoot back a flurry of bullets that formed a bullet curtain that protected His penis.

“Fellow citizens of the dusty dune, I have remained here to express my concern about a dream I had yesterday.” announced Sasuke. “I dreamed that a gender-swapped Naruto would threaten my virginity. We must be on the look out for such a dangerous creature and exterminate it before it desecrates the Holy Land.”

“Whirr!” replied the dust exhaled from Sasuke’s mouth.

All of a sudden, to His horror, a gender-swapped Naruto appeared before Him. The monster was completely naked and had soft fox fur all over its body. His trusty servants started whirling about as to create an impenetrable fortress of bullets around His penis, but unfortunately the monster that was gender-swapped Naruto proved to be too much of a formidable foe being able to dodge every bullet by barely moving an inch as if his furry avatar was being controlled by a Japanese grandmaster. Read more »

Giant

One day, a large set of ballistae shot several giant penises onto an immense shadowy figure advancing menacingly. In the heat of the battle, Sasuke woke up on one of those giant penises constantly spewing white juice like Peter North on steroids. Sasuke looked to his right and saw an endless row of giant penises flying towards the shadowy figure as the men strapped to it were gasping with wide eyed shock as if they realized that they had a boner and wanted to masturbate to a hentai drawing of Hillary Clinton. It was then that he realized that he was strapped onto the dick also unable to move. Sasuke then looked to his left and also saw an endless row of giant penises. One of the men pointed to a cord flapping in the wind with his tongue and then proceeded to pull it with his mouth. It was then that the strap loosened up allowing him to move freely on the giant disgusting penis. Sasuke did the same and was able to free himself up.

“Hey, you!” yelled the strange man. “Yes, you!”

“Who? Me?” Sasuke asked.

“Who else could it be, you numbskull?” replied the strange man. Read more »

She Makes Everything Better [Wholesome, Cuddle Fucking]

Do you know that feeling of disappointment where you are so consumed by it that you can’t hide how you are feeling? No matter how hard to try to keep it suppressed, it is reflected in your whole demeanor. Your face wears a sullen expression. You carry yourself with a defeated weight. There is nothing you can do but accept the feeling and press on your “merry” way. This is exactly how I was feeling when I came home from work after my yearly review.

For months I had been telling people that I was going to be receiving a promotion. I would proudly say things like:

“I’m going to be moving to Desktop Support.”

“Yeah, it should come with a nice pay jump.”

“You know, I’m really ready for a change. I’ve been working in my current position for two years, and I think it’s gonna be nice to switch things up.”

Practically everyone in my life knew these details. Acquaintances, co-workers, friends, family, and of course my girlfriend. Needless to say, this was an exciting move for me. I had been working my entry level Help Desk job while taking college classes, but I was ready for a change. Desktop Support was going to be the job that showed people I belonged out of college and that I was an important member of our company. Read more »

My Amazing First Time with My Future Wife

This is what I can recall of the first time I had sex with, my now wife of 10 years. We had been on two dates so far, and had actually met online through an old dating app (this was 2011). I wasn’t even looking or expecting anything. I went online to try and find more girls that wanted to just hang out (as my friends were terrible at talking to women; one had just been divorced and my other buddy’s brother had just died). So with my dudes in turmoil, and me in one of the more energetic states of my life, I took to the profiles and started chatting.

One such female stood out to me, as her favorite band happened to be mine, so I decided to start with the question of “what’s your favorite Sublime song?”. She would later tell me that this was the only message she had received that didn’t start with “hey sexy”, “you make me hard”, “sup cutie” or any pickup lines. Read more »

Champagne in Paris

Champagne spilled down her blouse like the morning dew on the edge of flower petals. It dripped in aged wealth down her ageless breasts to a place where only my eyes could imagine there were gardens of succulent nipples waiting to be caressed by my every touch and swirl of my tongue.
I would make her orgasm just by my gaze if I could, and maybe some day I will, but tonight as I sit across from her at this dinner table it is my undying duty not to reach across the two dishes of tiramisu and rip every button from her top until she was exposed to everyone around so they can know why I crave what I crave.. The cream of the desert is nothing compared to the insatiable flavor that emanates from her tipsy stare as her eyes flash signals of unrepremanded urge from her lost years as a working woman. This is her night to be free, to find liberty in every glass of rich liquid courage that seems to be harvested itself in her chest for too long, deep behind her breasts as her breathes grow heavier and heavier along with it’s desire to break free. My tongue looks for any part of flesh to taste as I sit only inches away and I become inferior to my compulsions, and soon her to her own. The table between us is set ablaze by the passion we share at 9 o’clock pm in this restaurant in France, and I am unsure of whether or not any fire department can make it up the cobblestone street in time before my tongue is down her throat and the tablecloths are turned to ash.

Penis

The quinquennial committee meeting of the Flat Earth Society had begun. Chairing the meeting was Joe Rogan whose head had become shinier than a polished table polished with a mixture of turpentine and lemon oil. The room was round, round like Joe Rogan’s bald head, bald like a bald eagle, but actually bald. Overlooking the whole round room was a giant crooked penis, crooked like Joe Rogan’s brows when he argues that a transgender woman is not a woman and should not beat the shit out of real woman in a mixed martial art match. The giant crooked penis emitted an ominous sound as the centrifugal force allowing the earth to remain flat threatened to fling cum at all of these highly intelligent noblemen. As the ominous sound receded, Sasuke kicked off the meeting with a stupid comment.

“I believe all women.” said Sasuke. “One crazy old hag told me the earth was flat. This is why I became a flat-earther.”

“Only crazy people believe that all women are as good a fighter as a man.” replied Joe Rogan. “Only a son of a bitch would claim otherwise.”

“For fuck sake, we’re supposed to talk about the curvature of the earth or the lack thereof!” replied Sasuke. Read more »