I was reminded of this one earlier today and I guess I wanted to write it down for you all. I hope you like it.
I was spending the evening in the uni library, studying for a final. It was late, the library was very silent when I got a notification on my phone from a dating app. There was no face pics of the guy who messaged me, his profile said he was 57 years old. The only pic was a mirror selfie, centred on his torso and his beer belly. He sent me a pm, writing how beautiful my eyes were with a kissy face emoji at the end. Cringey.