You’ve stumbled across this sub and begun scrolling. It’s late. You really need to rub one out but you’re in the mood for something a little more cerebral. We’ve all been there, it’s no biggie.
You’re not looking for anything in particular, but a title jumps out at you. *[F] I masturbated to the thought of my friend.*
Now you’re blushing a little, because that one hits rather close to home. You know who you’re thinking of now. Her. Yes, *her*. The friend you wish was more than a friend. You can relate to this writer, alright. You feel a little shy, but your curiosity is piqued, and you click and begin reading.
The prose is… good. Eloquent and vivid. You can almost picture the writer in your mind’s eye as you read, and the outpouring of unbridled lust that went into these words… after all, you’re in a pretty similar position yourself. They’ve given an equally vivid description of themselves, too, and frankly they sound like exactly your type. You keep on reading.