A smutty college sex one-shot, except (nearly) every word has been replaced by the Thesaurus function on MS Word

*I composed this simply by writing an actual regular smutty one-shot, then using the Synonyms/Thesaurus mini-menu on MS Word to replace more or less every word with whatever the first prompt was, if there was indeed a prompt for it. The few exceptions I made were simple determiners and pronouns (e.g. the, a, he, she, etc.) If the thesaurus’s replacement word ended up making the sentence grammatically weird, I tidied it up (at least, when I remembered to), and once or twice I picked the second prompt instead of the first because I was getting sick of saying the same word a dozen or more times. So here it is, in all its verbose glory:*

**I (21M) had an astonishing hook-up subsequent to a college gathering**

The previous dusk I had the finest hook-up with this lassie from my university who I’d coveted for a extended period. My homestead was holding a minor mid-term gathering and I took a fortuitous and asked her. She appeared astonished but unaffectedly satisfied, and she arrived appearing drop-dead beautiful and contributed me this huge beam.

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The Babysitter | CH.03 | [Mf] [Cheating] [Age gap] [Rough sex] [BDSM themes]

**You should read the previous chapters first.**

[chapter 01](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/xh1u0s/the_babysitter_ch01_mf_cheating_age_gap/) | [chapter 02](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/xmhwer/the_babysitter_ch02_mf_cheating_age_gap_light/)

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*I peacefully awoke to pale sunshine spilling through my blinds as they gently swayed with the wind. I took a deep breath. The smell of hot coffee danced its way up the stairs, entwined with hints of smoky bacon and something doughy.*

*”Sugar.”*

*I breathed out as I arched my back and stretched every limb out as far as they’d extend. I could hear the leaves rustling from the tree outside. The birds sang. They weren’t the only ones.*

*”Ahh, honey, honey.”*

*I followed those sweet sounds. They seemed to be radiating that equally sweet, smell. What was that last one? Freshly baked bread?*

*”You are my candyyy guuuurl.”*

*No. Pancakes.*

*”And you got meeee wanting yoouuu!”*

*Perfect.*

*She pulled off my own clothes better than I did. Well, it was just a tee shirt. Way too big for her. But she looked as sexy as ever, singing and dancing her heart out in the kitchen.*

*”Good taste in music.” I said.*

*Camille turned and faced me.”Well, it’s been stuck in my head, since you keep humming it all the time.”*

Lemme choke on these panties

Alone, frustrated, horny… and horny. Did I mention horny?

Are you proficient with the pen and have a naughty tongue that loves to flick and twist? Please send me a message cause I need a writer tonight.

And most of all, God I need cum in my panties to shove in my mouth to choke on later.

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Spying on my parents [F/M, voyeur, parents, 18+]

This took place years and years ago, when my parents were still together and I lived with them. I’ve had trouble sleeping off and on throughout my life, and that night I woke up all of a sudden in my room. I don’t remember if this is what woke me up, but I could hear creaking and voices from somewhere in the house.

As I got up to listen, I quickly realized what I was hearing: my parents having sex. Loud, energetic sex.

As I crept up to my bedroom door and opened it slightly, the sounds were even clearer. My bedroom was down two halls from my mom and dad’s room, but I could hear my mom moaning and their bed creaking and squeaking plain as day.

Being a hormone-filled and curious kid, I of course started to tiptoe out of my room down the hall. I remember getting wetter the longer I listened. My dad’s a pretty good looking guy, and I’d have to be blind (and I’m this case, deaf) not to notice how hot my mom is. She has gorgeous legs, pretty brunette hair, a brilliant smile, and natural breasts that have fluctuated from big Cs to 34Ds.

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Watching My Husband Fuck a Younger, Hotter Chick

I had to work later than normal one Friday night, like super late. We had a big deadline from our biggest customer and that’s just how it was. I didn’t want to. I wanted to come home, but on a sexy dress that was too short and showed too much skin, go out with my husband, have some drinks, dance, and come home to an all-night sex session, probably one where my heels never came off. I love that; getting fucked in heels. It makes me feel sexy and slutty at the same time. But that wasn’t to be. Not tonight. But I wasn’t going to deny my husband a good time. “Go ahead,” I texted him when I knew this night was going to be spent at the office. “Get yourself all fixed up and be single tonight. I don’t even mind if you take a girl back home, just make sure she’s sexy enough for you.”

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My Wife Hired a Sex Therapist, Part 4 (MF, genuine sex advice, drama, affair)

Thanks for all the votes last time! I’ve never had so many likes before. Maybe I can get over 50 this time?

Tyler’s wife, Cammie, had hired a sex therapist to help him recover his sexual prowess. Years ago, Tyler, Cammie, and Tyler’s sister-in-law, Anna, had been in a happy polyamorous relationship. However, Anna married a charming Hispanic man named Dave, which pulled her attention away from Tyler. Even Cammie started having regular sex with Dave. The therapist, Jenny Waters, had some unusual methods to say the least. During their first three sessions, Jenny had fucked Tyler better than he had been fucked in years. Tyler wondered if he was falling for Jenny, but, regardless of any romantic feelings he had for her, his sex life with Cammie was dramatically improving.

I woke up early to pull the clothes out of the dryer and fold them. The sun had not yet come out and Cammie was still asleep in bed when I left the bedroom. After an hour of folding and ironing, I carried the laundry basket back to the bedroom to put the clothes away.

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My first public orgasm 20f

Ive always had a fantasy about having an orgasm in public and yesterday I decided It was finally time. So when I went to the park with this guy who I’ve been hooking up with I made sure to bring my remote controlled vibrator.

We set up with our snacks and wine to have a little picnic and I was already so wet thinking about our plan that I had no trouble sliding the toy inside of me. It wasn’t super crowded but there were definitely other people picnicking as well so it was perfect.

He spent the first few minutes just turning in on randomly when I wasn’t expecting it and it wasn’t long until I was soaking wet. He started turning up the intensity and I had to bite down on his arm while I came to prevent my moans from being heard by everyone around us. It was so hot I def wanna experiment more with remote controlled vibrators in public.

Slut Cop Kate Chapter 01 – Turned Into A Slut By The Virus

**Kate chases after a suspect and gets injected with a virus that turns her into a sex craving slut**

I sat in my car on a hill overlooking the warehouse. It was a run-down affair, typical of many buildings in the industrial area, tired and weathered. I didn’t mind it, though. It had character, reflecting the hard-working citizens of New Barstow. My dad and his dad before him were hard working police officers, all died in the line of duty. It was up to me to carry on the family tradition.

Don’t get me wrong, my city had its fair share of scumbags. And that was why I was in my car in the late hours of the evening, hoping to rid my town of one less scumbag.

“Car coming up,” my radio squawked.

A non-descript 90s Honda Civic rolled up and parked outside the building.

“See it.”

I pulled out my binocs, watching a line figure come out of the car. What stood out to me was the fact that he was wearing a white jumpsuit and carried a briefcase. He looked around. Satisfied, he let himself into the building.

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Officer Titiana and the Long Cock of the Law [FM] [Femdom] [Strapon]

There’s a loud knock on the door

“Police! Open up!”

What was that? Police?! Why?!! I didn’t do anything. I don’t know what’s going on but I haven’t been out of the house for weeks, I couldn’t even have done anything!

But I shouldn’t keep the police waiting, they are here for our protection. I have nothing to hide! I’m sure I can convince them that I don’t have anything to do with whatever it is they want. They have the wrong guy!

I quickly walk to the door and open up. I’m greeted by just one police officer, a woman, an incredibly sexy woman!

From top to bottom she wore an official city police hat and a tight blue dress with incredibly large cleavage! It was a very short dress stopping above the knees and showing some of her trained thick thighes. Her legs were covered with mesh stockings covered mostly by large leather boots with high heels.

I’m not sure she’s wearing an official police uniform, it seemed highly inapropriated for the work place, but I wasn’t complaining right now and she was definitly rocking it!

RLW – Feeling the Heat Part 3, A sex text photo based story

[https://imgur.com/a/B1aJPtl](https://imgur.com/a/B1aJPtl) – Part 3 of a story I am really enjoying writing. u/Haileycooper7 gives me such great quality images to use and is so sexy and fun in all of the photos. It’s really great to see someone enjoying themselves so much.
I hope you enjoy part 3 if you did, and want to support me and get early access to part 4 go here [patreon.com/RealLifeWife](https://patreon.com/RealLifeWife)
And please join me in a HUGE thank you to Hailey.
Emma x

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