Wish you were home [m][f]

This is a stand alone story, but is also a continuation of my previous.

If you haven't read it, don't worry.


Landing back in my home town is like learning you've got cancer. It might be terminal, might not be, but it's going to fucking suck until you're free of it.

My parent's greeted me at the airport with their plastic smiles. It was like they were celebrating a windfall of cash. Somehow all of their crazy rage subsided when they learned I might have money. Same old same old.

But I wasn't here for my parents, and the celebration wasn't supposed to be about me. The only reason I flew in was to celebrate Alice's graduation from highschool, and her 18th birthday that I had missed… I guess all the birthdays I had missed, really, but I seemed to be stuck on the last one mentally when I saw her.

I had escaped the hell hole that was that town and that family, and I wanted to give Alice the same opportunity. I hadn't seen her in 7 years, so I was worried that I would arrive to find that she was a clone of my parents.

Everything was going so well this time…[mf] [steampunk] [catgirl]

"Everything of value in the bag! Jewelry, watches, cufflinks, purses, wallets!" I command. I walk around to each of the sixty or so guests in turn, chewing on a slice of meat pie I pilfered from the kitchen when I tied up the cooks. Whoever owns this house has got a good chef. It really was a nice party until I showed up.

"I want your money, not your lives." I warn. "But if any of you try to become a hero, I won't think twice before putting you down!"

"Who the fuck are you!? I…" That's all he gets out before I put one in his chest.

Thick liquid sprays the guests near him and covers his tux in a sea of red. He's on the ground before his wife even thinks to scream. If she weren't such a blubbering mess already she would notice he's still breathing. These new non lethal rounds that artificer gave me are perfect.

"Anyone else?" I ask.

No reply.

Everything is going so well this time.

The self exploration [f, first time post]

This weekend, disappointment and anticipation haunted me. So worked up, and no way to release.

Last night, I explored. Something infrequent and forgotten. In a world of toys with batteries and infinite video loops, I zeroed in.

Bengay laced my fingertips as I explored late last night. The minty scent filled the air instantly and penetrated my throat and chest. The first few seconds passed quickly. Did I use enough?

Then the burn began. The chilling burn that made me squirm beneath my sheets. I hesitated – to rub, or wait. Which would give relief when the fire spread. I longed for warm breath or cold fingers to invade me.

My head thrashed, unable to contain the sensitivity as my fingers rubbed. My legs locked and my breath was lost to me. I wanted to cry out but I didn't dare. I shuddered and tightened every inch of my body, from my toes to my neck. My eyes squeezed shut, willing the sensation to not stop.

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He Tells Me Not to Call Him James [MF]

Mahogany. That's what I think it is called. You know. That rich wood important people have. Anyway, that's what greets me upon arriving: a huge mahogany door.

I don't know whether to knock on it or simply wait in the hallway. I don't know what I am to him. I don't– but, interrupting my thoughts, the door swings open. Wide. Inside is only darkness, however, and it scares me. Who opened the door?

I tentatively walk closer, pulling down the short skirt I was instructed to wear by official.

As I get nearer, I see a single candle lit by a pristine leather couch on which sits a man with his feet up. His eyes are piercing. His hair looks cool as fuck. He's wearing an expensive suit. I can tell that even from here. Hmmm…

I almost tiptoe to the door in response to seeing this mysterious figure in such a relaxed position. I take a deep breath and knock on the door frame.

"Come in. That's why the door's open. Come the fuck in." The man says, gruffly, not moving an inch.

"I– I'm sorry. I didn't know. I.." I stammer.

Would you use a better literotica?

So it's been about ~2 years since this was posted, and I figured I could probably give it a go. Judging by the last post, people seem to like the idea of adding a short story functionality to the search and a better tagging system (any other suggestions are greatly appreciated).

I also really like the idea of trying to help fund the writers. Although I don't think the site would generate enough traffic to be able to pay the readers by ad revenue like youtube we could probably integrate goFundMe or patreon.com more easily into the site. (Maybe even a direct donation with something anonymous like bitcoin would be nice). Overall though I could probably write a site in my free time and have it up in around ~1-2 months.

Really though I would like to know if you think you might try it and if you have any suggestions/questions.

Thanks! :)

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Seeding Of The Alien Queen, Book One: Love’s Throbbing Probe [ff],[aliens],[amazons],[seeding]

What follows is an excerpt from my first erotic book. You can find it on Amazon Kindle for the reasonable price of $2.99. -Suze Rainbow

"The next room consisted of a row of capsules big enough to hold a person. The women were pushed into them, one at a time, some screaming in fear. The captors ignored the noise. Marcy was terrified when the clear door shut in front, trapping her into the capsule. She hated confined spaces, even MRI’s scared her, but she didn’t have much choice. The black figures waited until the last squirming woman was secured, then walked away. Through the clear door, Marcy could see a row of struggling women across from her in their own capsules. What were they planning to do?

Probes shot out from the wall of the capsule, pinning her in place. She couldn’t move and it appeared the women across from her were suffering the same fate. More metal probes snaked out from the walls of the capsule and slid in to her vagina, ears, mouth and each nostril. She felt warm fluid being pumped into her mouth and inside her vagina. Faint sounds pinged in her ears. She realized they were all being tested for something, and then the fluid stopped running. Unable to hold back from all the terror and excitement, she unloaded her bladder on the floor. She heard her waste being pumped away, the captors had expected this to happen. From across the room she could see the other women peeing in the capsules too. After finishing, water was flushed down the bottom around their feet.

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Lechomancer Curses Chapter 1: The First Curse [MF] [oral] anal]

Lisa was admittedly paying less attention as she should have as she rushed out between two cars to cross her street in the middle that morning. Her neighbourhood was usually quiet, and when the BMW charged down the street, she was caught like a deer in the headlights. Moments before it hit her, someone tackled her to the ground, in the slushy street. The car whizzed by inches away.

She looked up, happy to see Erostopholes, currently in his human form, handsome and smiling his half smile. “You are okay, aren’t you pet?”

“Yes,” she said, standing up, looking at the ruined white pants she was wearing. “But that fucker just about killed me.”

“Come inside,” he said. “We may be able to do something about this.


Taylor screamed when those strange eyes appeared in her rear-view mirror. Purple skin surrounded golden eyes, glaring at her hungrily. She accidently stomped on the gas. Then she looked at the street, and she would have hit the girl crossing if someone hadn’t knocked her out of the way. She didn’t need this today, so she kept going, hurrying to work.

Going away party

Moving out of my parent's house was the best thing I could have ever done for myself. College was rough at first, but once I adjusted to my "adult" life and learned that grades were more important than partying it was great. I'm going to get my degree soon, and my live in girlfriend Brittany couldn't be happier. We have been a great team for three years now, and once I finish residency and get a decent income I'm going to marry her.

My family does not know about Brittany, and as far as I'm concerned they never will, except Alice. I'll introduce her to Britt once she moves out of our parent's house.

Buying a plane ticket home was the worst feeling in the world. Not being able to afford my own hotel had to be the cherry on the shit sundae. Poor Britt had to constantly pep talk me the whole week leading up to the flight.

"I'll Skype with you every night. It's for your sister, not your parents. It means a lot to her."

Mr. T’s love adventure

Secret Episode of the A-team – by Sweglin and Hunter

theme song Mr.T and the crew were looking round some forest and shit. Mr T gets put on duty to look out for some guys, other guys do some research shit.

Mr.t aint reliable.

Mr.T goes to the pub, he cant be bothered with that shit. Hes having a drink yeh. He gets spiked by some woman. Then he wakes up 2 hours later

hes in the forest

He stumbles and shit finds some cabin. Hes hesitant (//sweglins longest word) He sees some bloke putting food out. He goes up to him like "you got anyfood nigga" hes like "yeh" (gives food)

He then be like stay with me. He like okai.

sun low – night time wild sphees in the forest making shitty noises

Old man sneaks into mr.ts room. He places 2 salmon heads on his table. Mr.t hears him and as the man leaves mr.t peaks to see. He watches his ass jiggle – hes mesmerized by dat ass. Mr.t gets an idea. He thinks "tomorrow i will explore my fantasy – i will fist his ass. Maybe he poisoned my salmon.

A Billionaire Stepbrother Romantic Tyrade: Dealbreaker -by Zoe Knox [MF, Sex, Oral, Cunnilingus, Blowjob, Young Man, Billionaire, Stepbrother, Alpha, Bad Boy, Taboo Romance, New Adult, eBook, KU, Kindle]

Hi r/erotica, this is our first self-published novella! I'm going to post a bunch down here, if anyone would like to read the rest inbox me and I'll send you a PDF, or if you're feeling generous you can pick it up for cheapest we could make it ($1.50) on amazon (title is Stepbrother Billionaire Romance: Dealbreaker, I know you guys don't want this place turning into spamcity, so no links).

We wanted to get this in front of eyeballs, but we'd also love feedback, especially in the form of an amazon review. If we can get just a few of your thoughts on our kindle page we might actually be able to sell a few copies :)

Anyway, on with the show


Not bothering to knock, he opened the door and immediately regretted it.

Valerie stood topless in the middle of the room, her back to him as she faced a naked couple in the most absurd poses he had ever seen. His sister had a brush in one hand and was busy painting over the girl’s breasts.

“Jesus, Valerie!”

Valerie turned in surprise to face her brother, quickly covering her breasts with her free arm.