Blossoms [SEDUCE]

I bought the bouquet on impulse, as I walked through the underground labyrinth of halls and shops that surround my office building. The heavy aroma of life flourishing in winter, a scent captured and held richly thick in the stale dry air of the complex, caught my wandering attention and unconsciously drew my serious thoughts back toward home, evoking for me the woman who waited, anticipating my return. I imagined her smile, her warm needy embrace, and without realizing why my thoughts had taken such a romantic turn, I looked up to face the dozens of dark blossoming rosebuds.

“Hey, Mal, what’ll it be?” asked Cecilia. The small florist with her thick mane of colored hair and bright eyes had sold me ten thousand flowers during the past decade, arming me for courtships, engagement,marriage and now this.

“My love is like a red, red rose,” I recited. Burns is one of those poets who always seemed thin and reedy, yet forever popping off my tongue.

“Sure thing,” Cecilia said. “Dozen? Boxed, bundled or delivered?”

“Yeah,” I replied. “I want to hand her a bouquet, when I walk in the door.”

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Kayda’s Sweet Sixteen [mf][incest][excessive cumplay][exhibitionism]

They stepped through the doors, Kane, a man who towered over his daughter, Kayda, who appeared almost half his size. They walked hand in hand, Kayda in the lead.

"Comeon Daddy!" Kayda said with a jovial smile and a skip in her step. "I want to get some stuff before my friends get here!"

"Anything you wish, Princess!" Kane was happy for sure, but he always felt awkward when he went shopping with his daughter. It used to be because he would have to ring up Barbies and Hello Kitty pajamas, but at this moment, they were walking into Victoria's Secret. Before he had even realized, Kayda had turned into an extremely sexy woman, not only that, but the exact type of woman he had fantasized about since he was a teen aged boy.

Kayda picked out over a dozen articles of clothing, panties, bras, stockings, sweat pants, and piled them into Kane's arms, and led him to the changing room. At first, she would dress up in the less provocative clothes and open the door to show her Daddy.

"How cute is this outfit?" Kayda would ask, and Kane would invariably answer,

Tuesdays.

"Oh I thought you didn't want me to touch you ever again?" She says as she slowly unbuckles his belt

He really didn't want her to touch him. Or maybe he did. Their biweekly romp has been going on so long he doesn't know anymore.

"Well, what can I say?"

He smirks in that way that use to work so often ten years ago, when he was younger and a bit more attractive. She slowly slowly works her way down to her knees, while arching her eyebrow in that knowing way.

"I bet you don't want me touching you righhhhhhhhtt here?"

Flows out of her mouth in a manner that says "I know I am in complete control here" as her hand lands on its mark, slowly working in a gentle circle.

He hates that he loves Tuesdays. He hates that he loves the smell of her hairspray and he hates that he loves her. "That bitch" he thinks to himself.

All that works its way out of his mouth is a pleasurable moan as he feels himself harden. She grins slightly "I see I'm making a friend here. Do you want me to continue?" She asks slyly, she knows he does, but she wants to hear him say it.

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<request> Looking for an old Beeline or Greenleaf paperback – Unknown title

It was a favourite of mine.

A teen amature photographer is walking home from school, past his hot high school teacher’s house. Looks in the window, see’s her screwing one of the male teachers. Takes photos, blackmails his teacher into sex. His sister finds out, and wants in, she wants the hot male teacher. Hot hi-jinx ensues…

That time I’m going to get fired

Cold open

Interior, sitting room, high end flat, London, England.

Time, indeterminate.

Rick standing next to Morty, laughing wryly, holding his flask, he has clearly been caught post spit take.

Morty "What?" in disbelief.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle sitting back in his recliner, smug. we cannot see his right arm.

Time indeterminate.

Rick and Morty have subtly switched places to match (ref 01a)

Rick is drinking actively from his flask.

Doyle "I had no idea the eastern european stock had such low class proclivities."

Time indeterminate

Camera angle reveals Doyle has a tied off needle in his until now hidden arm. Character positions (ref 02a)

Roll Title

Oops, this isn't erotica. This is so when this episode airs you can raise your fist to the heavens and say that fucking lesbian spoiled the best joke in the damn thing.

She Hulk

The attitude.

The shining edge of a blade at rest, surgically precise but more than willing to butcher if needed.

The figure.

The hard, long, lean muscles earned one step at a time.

The costume.

Form fitting sports bra and matching black boy shorts with hot pink trim.

The hair.

Green. Duh.

The confidence.

Nestled between the pert bosom heavily rests a P226: SIG Sauer semi automatic pistol.

It is a shockingly functional piece of pure masculine industrial design. Every possible aesthetic feature sacrificed to become a thing bent on purpose.

I used to think I was going to kill myself with it. Instead it set me free. It's name is "Little Freebie" because its so concealable.

It is there as a final option because we live in a world of finality.

In the end no amount of being pretty will stop a bullet and I can help no one dead.

I am pretty (shut up) but if you ever see little freebie, you know I'm done being pretty.

More tommorrow!

Lots of love!

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That time Spoole couldn’t handle the dankness of my pussy weed

Manicured fingers strained against too tight spandex jogging shorts, worming their way impatiently into smooth, yielding flesh . . .

"Touch James without my permission and I will cut those titular titties right off."

The surprise forced out of me, in order, the sound of a dying chipmunk, more pee than I'm willing to admit and finally, an eighth of an ounce of the dankest indica sativa hybrid I have ever had the honor of hiding in my snatch.

"You bitch! I thought you were Spoole perving out on me again!".

I petulantly over enunciated as I hastily pulled my shorts back up and dropped to my knees toward the toilette.

"Are you sure you want to come out of the gate ripping off Broad City?"

Elyse was wearing exactly the tee shirt that, according to James, he had been looking for

"Not ten minutes ago!".

lol

I had recommended against the pajama bottoms but what do I know about color theory, I went to The Corcoran school of art, Elyse.

It's a school where they teach you art, Elyse.

I know you are reading this Elyse, I'm coming for the pajamas.

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That time I bragged about being able to deep throat for the wrong reason

I am a hermaphrodite who grew up thinking I was a boy. Adolescence was a confusing time for me to say the least. Being surrounded by all sorts of lovely people and never quite sure if my constant arrousal was from the right thing I developed symptoms like ADD. It got so that my schoolwork was a serious problem. I was just exhausted by trying to police my own thoughts while hiding my tiny erection.

Anyhow I got shipped off to Randolf Macon Academy, an Air Force prep school. First day of school, long wavy hair chopped off, uniforms that did nothing to support my tits and all I wanted was to find some friends. Fast forward to lunch and I sit down to eat with my tray.

Side note, the food they served was amazing southern banquot style and if I had stayed more than a semester I would be at least 100 lbs heavier. Not entirely a joke, I am getting aroused by the memory of their biscuits and gravy . . . oh and the syrup, I have yet to find its equal.

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Saga 1: The Birth and Demise

Part 1 – The Fappening

She choked but managed to swallow every drop, and then she opened her legs and welcomed my throbbing black cock in her slit. I thrust in and out as she moaned, the pleasure was making her whole body quiver. Then finally with one primal grunt I released a torrent of warm milky semen in her clenching cunt. Her whole body lifted as the liquid as the liquid of life now filled her.

Part 2 – Birth

Nine months later… Argh! She moaned. No longer was she being filled, she was now being emptied of the child she bore for so long. It came out with screams, kicking whiler her juices splattered all over the hospital sheets. She rasied her son above her head and declared it to be named Man Dingo. Due to her injuries she would be frozen until the technology to heal her was discovered. Her vaginal walls have been decimated due to the sheer size of her sons penis

Part 3 – The Awakening

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Eat Good Fuck Good – The Ultimate Philosophy Of Life!

The other night, a question was born in my mind. (I have no idea, who the hell fucked my head!!!)

The question was: Why we are born and what the hell we are doing on this planet?

After extensive thinking, I found the answer.

The answer is our life cycle.

Our life cycle is something like this:

We get birth… We grow up… We start eating… We go to school and get educated… We start working… We find the partner… We fuck… We work more… We get married… We fuck harder… We produce kids… We keep on eating… We keep on fucking… Our kids grow up… They do what we did…

That’s what we do in life. And that’s the way; the cycle of life goes on…

If you analyze the cycle of life or “Karma” of our life, you can find ONLY two main activities in life:

To preserve our health, we eat good To experience the ultimate joy of life, we fuck good By the way, both of the activities are co related. Without good health, you cannot have good fuck.

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