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**Dick Pills**
I might love you
yet I’m not able
You might love me
but are not stable
I will haunt you
yet I’m not steady
You are open
but are not ready
They sell the herbs
now we can fake it
They sell the oils
now we can make it
This could be love
Amazon dot com
Call me again
my new online love
Our first time was in Seattle Washington, on my 45th birthday trip. One night, a month or so before-hand, she asked if there was anything special I wanted to do in Seattle for my birthday? Offhandedly, I said “yeah, finally have a threesome with you and another guy . . .” This wasn’t the first time I had expressed a fantasy of sharing her with another guy, preferably someone she found hot. Her reaction was, of course negative. “This again?”
“Alyce, I don’t have a lot of things on my bucket list, there’s swimming with sharks, going to London and Paris and sharing you in a threesome. You asked me what I wanted to do and I told you. I get you aren’t interested, but hey, it’s what I would like . . .” She gave me a dirty look and walked away.
Three days later, after putting the kids to bed, she comes into the bedroom and tells me “I will try this once, and then you can never ask me to do it again. Okay?”
Part 17- [https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/bmlyck/the_arrangement_part_17/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/bmlyck/the_arrangement_part_17/)
Marlene woke up, and looked around. She realized she’d only been out maybe 2 hours at most. She felt her Man spooned around her, One arm under her, her back against his chest, and it felt good, like it was where she was *supposed* to be, rest of the world be damned. She could also feel, right at her thigh gap, Dave’s dick, and pondered ‘does that thing always sit at half-cock when it’s against me?’ she asked herself, ‘or is it just me?’ She smiled, deciding it was the latter, and just enjoyed feeling her Man’s deep breathing. Marlene had just again pushed from her head thoughts of where this was going, when she felt Dave waking. As he did so, she felt him push just a bit forward, his cock rubbing her *just* where she liked it.
Dave came to, enjoying the feel and smell of her hair. His was not at all surprised that his dick was ready to roll, no need for a blue pill. A glance at the clock showed they needed to get dinner, though. Dave gave the back of Marlene’s head a kiss, noting she was already awake. “Mmm, precious baby…” he whispered. “is this precious girl hungry?” Seeing her nod, he nudged her his phone. “Some options up on Door Dash. Go thru and pick something, to deliver.”
Mr Tuesday – 31/03/19
AAAAAHHHH! I had a monday and there are now TWO of these marked part 16, and the edit system won’t let me fix! Sorry, hopefully I can get a mod to do it…sorry!
Part 15-[https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/blcwgu/the_arrangement_part_15/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/blcwgu/the_arrangement_part_15/)
Dave enjoyed walking behind Marlene as she shimmied in front of him. When they entered the room, door closed, Dave told her, “OK Mar, I want you to show me all of what I got a glimpse of in the car.” And crossed his arms
Marlene, understood at this point the game he was playing, so she grinned and gave him a push, letting his ‘land/sit’ in a chair. Smiling, Marlene ‘kicks’ Dave’s feet apart, a steps in close, slowly raising her shirt. Over her head it goes, and she drops it on the floor. Marlene is wearing a black satin-lace bra that has straps above and below the breast line. Leaning in, she kisses Dave as he gives her breasts a squeeze. In return, she rubbed her Man’s crotch, loving that his total attention is directed to her. Standing back up, she steps close and lets Dave undo her pants button and zipper, then turns & s-l-o-w-l-y steps out of them, showing matching panties. Marlene even gave them a tug, digging them into her booty crack, and leans forward, hands on knees, giving Dave a wonderful view not only of her sexy ass, but the ‘gap’ and her panties.
I have been a massage therapist for many years now. I am pretty good at it. I’ve been told that I am good with my hands. I was always interested in massage therapy as a treatment for various conditions or injuries, not to mention it works wonders for relaxing the body. Most of my clients are patients looking to relieve or eliminate pain. I have a few that request therapy just to relieve stress or tension.
Today, I have a new client scheduled at noon. This is typically my lunch time, but he was desperate for an appointment. He had mentioned that I come highly recommended. So, I moved some things around and scheduled him to be here promptly at noon. I said my goodbyes to one of my regulars and began to clean the room for my new client. I glanced at the appointment book, and noticed his name was Patrick. It was now 11:55, and there was no sign of him. I sensed that he may not be here on time, and I hoped that I was wrong. I lit a large sandalwood candle in the corner of the room for aromatherapy. It is a soft, warm, creamy wood scent, with a touch of citrus. And it was the favorite of my assortment of candles, and essential oils. Sticking to routine, I sanitize the massage table, and lay a small sheet over it.
This is a true story, told as a narrative. I hope you enjoy! Feedback is always welcome!
**Rainy Night In the City**
Water dripped onto the elevator floor. There was no helping it. Both of them were soaked completely through. All that could be done, was to head to the hotel room and change out of their wet clothes. It was early March, the weather had been warming up, and they had decided to break the winter blues with a trip to the city for a weekend. Neither one said it out loud, but both would be glad if it was snowing outside instead of the freezing rain that had been falling all day.
They tried to make the most of it. Sightseeing, walking around, a little shopping and a nice dinner. The rain, however, was putting a damper on their plans, and souring the trip a bit. An attempt to purchase an umbrella from a street vendor, resulted in the cheap, quickly broken umbrella in a trash can, and his wallet $20 lighter. A bar they found gave them refuge for a bit, but after 11pm it started to become overcrowded, and they decided to head back to the hotel. No cabs could be found, so they had to hoof it for a few blocks.
Dear Diaries,
I thought I would share with you one of the most mind-blowing sexual experiences of my life. Granted I am still young at only age 25, but I imagine this will stick with me for a while.
In traditional fashion, this didn’t happen today, but a couple of weeks ago during the holiday break. Names have been changed to protect the innocent, or in this case, not so innocent. This story will be a little long, as I think a short back story will help set the mood and scenario up a bit better.
Last year I finished my degree in Electrical Engineering and immediately took a job in Detroit. Because of my busy school schedule and then the load of starting a new high paced career, I haven’t had much time to get back home to see my parents. So I decided I would use my saved up vacation time to take a couple of weeks off for the holidays and head home.
Hi all,
I’m just embarking on a long term nsfw writing journey of sorts and I’m getting my feet wet with nsfw captions. I’m quite enjoying it but I wanted to stop by here and ask if anyone here knows whether or not there is an audience on sites other than Reddit for captions.
I know a long time ago, before the great Tumblr purge, there was a lively community of captioners & writers over there but I don’t know if any other places have similar audiences and communities so I thought I’d crowd source my journey. Do you know of any communities like that elsewhere?
I like AMVs that sync visuals with sound. I’m curious if anyone’s synced stuff like human-body-resonant subwoofer soundwaves, vibrators and those dildo actuator systems to the beats/cuts of porn/erotic/hentai music videos.
Using a 3rd sense in the romance genre actually seems like it’d have some real artistic merit. Sorta like merging masturbation with art more than it already is with regular erotica.
I have no fucking idea where it was best to ask this question. I’d ask in /r/art but I think it’d just get buried.