“Where’d you find this shit healer?” asked Mage.
“I told you,” Hunter grumbled, “she’s the only one who answered the ad…no one does this dungeon anymore.”
“We’d be done by now if you found someone who wasn’t a freak. I want to sleep in a bed tonight, you know,” Rogue interjected.
“Would you two shut the FUCK up?” came a stern warning from Tank, “I’m about ready to nut in this whore’s throat.”
The party had been in this dungeon for almost two hours now. Usually, such an experienced group of adventurers would be done in about half an hour but the healer the had taken along, an elven priestess with wide eyes, droopy ears and a mousy voice had a bit of an unfortunate quirk.
After being silenced by Tank, a tall, burly scarred man with sun-tanned skin, the party fell silent. The uneasy conversation had been replaced with his low moans and intermittent grunts of pleasure. He was currently leaning against the cave wall, apparently unfazed by the dampness on his back as one of his large hands gripped the blue hair of the elf that knelt in front of him. Read more »