{So I’ve had this idea rattling around in my head for a while now, so I decided to write it out and share it with you all. Not sure how popular the detached/scientific narrator thing will be, but even if only a few people enjoy it, that’s a few people I’ve made a bit happier. Hope you all enjoy, and if you do, I’d love to hear feedback!}
Day 1 of the Experiments on Human Sexual Interactions with Partners (EHSIP). 6:00 AM Sunday, March 28th, 2021 local time:
As you know, I have been selected by The Intelligence to directly take part in the EHSIP program to gather knowledge on the inhabitants of Sol 3. The species’ members, which call themselves humans, are extremely primitive compared to us, but have shown remarkable tenacity in the face of great evolutionary odds. The Intelligence considers them to be worthy of His attention and quest for knowledge.
Scans of the planet and deciphering of their primitive networking has revealed much about their culture, a large part of which seems to revolve around their mating rituals. It has been millennia since our own species has needed to perform such indulgent things, but The Intelligence has expressed interest in the human customs.