Dr. Blivious Brainwits was a man who liked tall women, likely connected to his long-standing slenderman fetish. He sat alone at his booth, staring across the club at his desired woman. She too, was sitting alone at another booth, drinking a glass filled with some red liquid. Blivious wondered what it was. *Perhaps I should ask her,* he thought. *It could serve as an excuse to introduce myself.* With that, he gulped down the remainder of his beverage, which was a strong mixture of whiskey and soy sauce. It was an acquired taste, but quite a good one for those capable of enjoying it.
He slid out of the booth and weaved his way clumsily through the crowd of club-goers dancing to the emo-trap bangers that the dj kept playing. The track currently being played was pure fire – a song called “Helena (Remix)” by My Chemical Romance and Metro Boomin, featuring 21 Savage. The doctor soon found it difficult to tame his hips, which had an incredible desire to begin swinging to the beat. He pinched himself on the back of his left hand, reminding himself of the task at hand – the woman. Nothing else mattered. With newfound confidence, he found himself able to resist dancing to the infectious club banger. He walked over to the booth of the young woman and sat across from her.