A few days ago I had a surprise encounter with the hottest girl I’d ever seen. Up until that encounter, I had never met her. We passed each other in the halls, but didn’t take any classes together, so I never really had the chance to speak to her. My roommate Ashton labeled her ‘Triple B’ because she was a busty, blue-eyed brunette. Ashton had objective nicknames for all the ‘7-UP girls’, anyone he considered at least a seven or better on the hot scale. What a charmer.
Despite his blatant womanizing and complete disrespect to the female gender, I was stuck with him and tried to make the best of it. Triple B was always my favorite of his 7-UP girls, and as luck would have it, she wound up in my stall one morning to shower. We go to one of the few colleges that still allows coed showering in an effort to de-sexualize the human body. Ironically, all I could think about when I found out about the coed showers was how many naked girls I’d get to see and have sex with.