I work as a waitress.
A lot of people have asked me why I chose to follow this “line of work” if you can even call it that. I always answer with “I like to meet new people and make friends!” or “I guess I’m just a people person” and while that isn’t far from the truth, I really just do it for the opportunity to get close to all sorts of people, and then fuck them.
Now, before you say anything about how that’s unrealistic or some bullshit like that, I’ll have you know that there’s people out there who kill strangers for fun; why is it so hard to believe that I like to fuck strangers for fun? Nevertheless, what’s important is that I am here to tell you a story about how I once bit off a little more than I could chew, or rather, suck.