It was sunny afternoon in Utah. Salt Lake City baby. The city of love. I was feeling particularly horny on the day and wanted to rub one out. I was mid stroke when something felt off. It was the humidity in the room. I went to over to turn off the furnace when my cool calm and collected cock touched the burning hot metal. The smell of burnt pubes fermented in the cold crisp religious air. The popular song from 2010s top hits list Payphone by Maroon 5 was on in the background. Semi chubbed I started to tap my feet to the rhythm of Adam Lavignes sexy voice. My softish cock started to throb as I thought of treatment for the furnace flesh wound. That’s when I realized! My priests mom was a doctor. HER NAME WAS WENDA WONG.