Author: throwaway_Jeep_Poop

“It all started when I matched a “28” year old on Tinder. In her bio, it said she was indeed not 28, but 51. My jimmies rustled outside of me when I realized how cool it would be to shag a woman older than my mother and father! The idea of car-ramrodding her sweet aged birth cannon seemed like the perfect checkmark on my “Fuck-It list”.

Just picture it: I’m sitting in a vineyard in Italy, tasting rare and exotic flavors of pussy like a beaver sommelier, when all of a sudden I am presented with a vintage snatch I’ve only ever read about. I swirl it around to see the legs: “yep, that’s the 1965 promiscuous granny cooter.” as I take an exaggerated sip. *Ahh those tannins*”

**Comedic Erotica**

Read more about it on [RattyChatty.com](https://rattychatty.com/2021/10/28/tinder-granny-when-i-raided-the-crypt/)

” …

After they left, I laid in my damp bed thinking about the significance of finally having what Spanish speakers call a “Tres Leches”…

Like in most of my articles, I learned something from this ménage à trois experience..

I learned how to explore my sexuality by doing something I was nervous, yet excited about..

I learned that sex doesn’t have to be some serious big deal in order to enjoy it; as long as everyone is open and having a good time, it’s good ass sex..

I learned that a standard-sized American bathtub is just too small for three adults…

I learned how to simultaneously pleasure two women,

And most importantly, I learned that I get a boner every time I hear Frank Sinatra now…
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[https://rattychatty.com/2021/10/24/kissing-cousins/](https://rattychatty.com/2021/10/24/kissing-cousins/)