My boyfriend came home from work early. I was in the living room with my parents, and he opened the front door. I shouted through to him “I’m in here, you’re early” and he replied with “I know. Makes a change. Normally it’s you cumming too soon, 30 second master”. Then he walks down the hall to the living room and finds me and my parents sitting there.
I went bright red and I was so embarrassed. Mom and dad looked at each other, and I think they know he wasn’t joking. My boyfriend just laughed, said hello to them then went to the kitchen to make coffee.
He then kept finding ways to bring it up in conversations with friends and family over the next couple of years.
Has anyone else had their problem exposed to people they know?