Skyrim Stories: Mijoll and the Orcish War-maiden.
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“And THAT, is why the imperial monetary system would do better if it was paperized. Printed money would just work better Mjoll, **everyone** knows that!”
The Dragonborn continued his discourse with the imperial monetary fund as Mijoll the Lioness carried on further along the mountain road.
She wasn’t being rude when she ignored the Dragonborn, but who would *ever* want to learn about the imperial monetary system when there were monsters to slay, and bandits to fight. The Dragonborn was out of his intellectual depth.
“Dragonborn, we should be at the Stronghold by now. Remind me again, why did we need to come here?”
The Dragonborn shrugged.
“Ehh, I don’t actually know. The chieftain and I met once at this inn. And I… Well, I may have accidentally killed his wife… Which, you know, can lead to some problems later on…”