Before I self publish my erotic novel I was wondering if something like the excerpt below is too hot for Amazon. Anyone who has self-published on Amazon have any insight? Thanks!
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>The alien’s Corzax expanded to an almost painful size, “Oh yes!” he whined.
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>”*Do you feel the heat… of my… feet?*” asked the lady Bigfoot Grazella
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>”*More than the rings of Plutark VI on a clear night!*” his Corzax constricted then emitted a puff of lavender smelling smoke.
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>Grazella’s hairy head tilted to the side “*What was that?*” she asked, confused at the sexy alien emission.
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>”*That is what happened when my species experiences the Too’Dux or as you would call it… completion*” the alien smiled a 2 foot wide smile as its jaw stretched and cracked in the candle light.
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>Grazella the Bigfoot said with some embarrassment “I don’t even know your name”
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>The alien’s skin turned yellow, then blue, then red, spots appeared all over it’s lean, athletic alien body, he whispered seductively “Yes you do know my name”
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>In a moment the alien turned into a red haired, thickly maned horse.
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>”MILES! MILES THE HORSE! It’s you!” the Bigfoot was beside herself, her mighty chest heaved “I never thought I’d see you again!”
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>”Or ride me again” the alien/horse said with a wry horsey grin