The story of Santa and Lil Elf

Once stormy xmas eve Santa decided enough was enough and he had to have a serious talk to naughty wee Lil Elf. you see there had been rumours flying around about her, so he summoned her to his santa office, poured himself a bourbon and waited, this was gonna be a HARD conversation, because Santa has a wee crush on Lil Elf and trying to discipline her could have unintended consequences

Lil Elf arrives, and dammit she is looking sexy as ever, she gives santa a cheeky grin, “you wanted to see my Santa?” “Yes CUM in Lil Elf, we need to discuss your behaviour recently” lil elf blushes, bats her eye lashes, grins, knowing she looks hot as hell in her elf costume, “what behaviour?” She says knowing full well.

“Well, i hear you have been giving the other elves blowjobs in the back of the toy factory, and there was a time last week where you had hot sex with Elf John, I hear he bent you over the work bench and gave you a good hard fuck, cumming deep inside you, we can’t have this carry on at such a busy time of year” lil Elf looks up at santa “sorry sir, how can i make it up to you?”

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Cooking up an orgasm…

Its nearly 6, i head to the kitchen and decide i better make a start on our dinner. He’s home already and decided to jump in the shower, so i start to take the ingredients out so its all ready to go.
I grab my phone and hit my favourite spotify playlist and grab my wine glass and take a nice long sip.

Out of the corner of my eye i see him in the doorway wearing nothing but my white apron, and the biggest cheeky smile!
He struts into the kitchen and gives me a wink as he kisses my cheek “hi beautiful, shall we get started on dinner?”
My heart flutters as he makes his way to the island in the kitchen wriggling his gorgeous naked butt as he goes.
So this is the game he’s playing tonight…he knows i can’t resist him like this…but god dam it i’m gonna try…two can play this game!

I compose myself and move in next to him.
He sends me a look, and its game on!

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Categorized as Erotica