Dude…you gotta fuck my wife with that thing

I never thought I’d hear those words come from my best friend’s mouth, but one day in the locker room, I had to make sure I heard what I thought I did. “What did you just say?” I asked with confusion written all over my face. “Dude…you gotta fuck my wife with that massive dick.” Now, we’ve seen each other naked plenty of times, so this caught me off guard. I looked him on the eye and asked…”Why?” He just looked right back and said “c’mon bro. She’s been dying to get pounded by a huge cock since high school. You know this. I don’t get why you never even tried!” I shake my head before responding. “Dude, she’s been your girl since 8th grade! You’ve been my best friend since kindergarten! Not gonna fuck that up for some pussy.” He laughs at this. I stare blankly as he takes another look at my dick. “Dude how have I never noticed how huge that dick is? We practically grew up together and it’s not like we’ve never seen each other naked.” I’m still looking at him in confusion. “Didn’t realize you were so into big dicks, man.” He laughs at me again. My cock twitches a little from all the attention though. I try my best not to get hard. He doesn’t need to know how big it gets. “Seriously, you gotta show it to my wife. She’ll be all over that beast.” I don’t know, I really don’t want to jeopardize our friendship. His wife is hot, I’ve known her for years. I start imagining her curvy body naked. Big mistake. “Fuck, bro! How big does it get? You picturing my wife naked now? I promise you she looks even better than in your imagination.” I know she has an incredible body. I’ve seen her in bikinis plenty of times. She doesn’t leave much to imagine. I’m rock hard at this point. “Dude, come over tonight. Wear gym shorts with no underwear. I’ll take care of the rest.” I sigh and nod. “Awesome! She’s gonna fucking love your mobster, bro. I should warn you, though. She loves to suck cock, and you may need to pry her off of it to fuck her. See you tonight!” He gets dressed and excitedly heads out of the locker room, taking one last glance at my now throbbing erection with a smirk. He knows I’m hooked on the idea. I rub one out in the shower to relieve the pressure, and make sure I don’t cum too soon tonight. I know she’s gonna be super tight. I love my buddy like a brother, but let’s be honest. He’s way smaller than me.
I stop at my apartment and try to calm my nerves before heading over for dinner at his house. I put on my most flattering gym shorts, with no underwear as requested.