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Do you ever meet someone on a dating app and immediately wonder what she looks like with a face full of cum?

Amy and I met on Tinder a few weeks ago. She’s a cute and curvy dirty blonde. She’s maybe 5’6, has a juicy booty (from the bikini pic she posted on her Tinder account), and nice tits. She’s got dimples, a flat stomach, piercing green eyes, and a devilish smirk.

All I could think about was how cute she’d look with a big facial. Cum everywhere. Dripping down her cheeks. Splattered across her forehead. Dangling from her nose, over her expectant tongue.

I had to ask her out. And she said yes!

Since Starbucks, bars, and restaurants were closed, our only dating option was to go on a walk or on a hike. So, we agreed to meet by a great hiking path. I made some sandwiches. She made some pasta salad. And we both agreed to wear masks. And since we’re both currently furloughed, we agreed to go on a Tuesday afternoon when nobody else would be on the trail.

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She wanted it rough. But every guy she’d ever fucked treated her like a princess. She hated that shit. She wanted to be dragged off the sofa, thrown onto the bed, manhandled. She wanted her legs spread. She wanted to get fucked. Enough with the romance. She wanted her mascara to run. She wanted to gag and choke and drool over a cock being slammed down her throat.

And then, she met Erick at the pool. He was in amazing shape. He was tan, had great, thick hair, and a nice body. His smile made her melt. He asked for her number. They texted. They got coffee. And then, they got drinks.

A few days later, she texted him and asked if he was interested in “hanging out.”

He was.

“I’m tryna fuck,” she said with a winky face emoji.

“I know,” Erick wrote back.

“But like … I mean. F-U-C-K. I wanna be sore tomorrow, you know?”

He didn’t.

THERE WAS NO WAY SHE’D BE DOWN [mf] [mast] [squirt] [grool] [cum]

About three years ago I met a woman at the gym. Her name was Sally and she was 24 years old. We went out a few times before she dropped the news that she was moving to Texas for work. We never fucked or hooked up. I was bummed, but we promised to keep in touch.

Not long after she arrived in the Lone Star State, she found out the job she’d moved for was no longer available due to job cuts. She texted to say she was down and out and depressed. I sent her $200 to help out. She said she’d reached out to a few of her closest friends and was able to cobble together enough for rent. She got a job waiting on tables, but was afraid it still wouldn’t be enough to make ends meet.

The sleazy part of me wanted something in return. But the decent guy in me thought that was wrong. She was desperate — no need to make her feel bad about herself, groveling for money in exchange for nude pics or anything.

I WATCHED MY NEIGHBOR GET BUTTFUCKED … PT 2!!! [mf] [mast] [squirt]

Taryn had tricked Billy into fucking her asshole in their bedroom window, giving me a full show. He had no idea I was watching. After I jerked off, she joined him in the shower. I sat on my phone all night scrolling through her FB photos, looking for revealing bikini pics to jerk off too. I couldn’t stop thinking about her. I wanted to message her so badly, but I also didn’t want to ruin what I had. This could become a regular thing … unless I seemed overeager. I also wasn’t sure the nature of their relationship. I didn’t know if he was the suspicious type, asking to see her messages, etc.

And so, I said nothing.

I saw her pop up online, though. That little green dot next to her name on FB Messenger. I wanted to message her. I wanted to message so badly. But then, she messaged me.

“So, did you like the show?”

“I loved it,” I responded immediately.

“You didn’t say anything … :(”

“I was just trying to be careful,” I said. “I don’t know if Billy ever checks your stuff like ex my did …”

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I couldn’t believe how quickly things escalated from a quick hello to pure hardcore porn level insanity. Here is what happened. I’ve been living in this building for about two years now. Half the residents are owners, like myself, and the other half is comprised of renters. Mostly college and grad school students.

This morning, I found myself in the laundry room. They say you’re not supposed to be going into public areas now, like laundry rooms. But in my building, we don’t have a choice since none of us have washers or dryers in unit. So, there I am, putting in some laundry when two absolutely unbelievably gorgeous women come in.

They could not have been older than 20 and when they saw me, they got anxious and started giggling. I tried to play it cool, since I’m 36 years old. The urge was there to not be seen as the older, creepy, weird guy. So I just turned and smiled at them.

They smiled back. They were both around 5’5. One was rail thin with tiny tiny tits. The other was kind of curvy with C cup sized tits. They were both Latina.

I WATCHED MY NEIGHBOR GET BUTTFUCKED [mf] [voyeur] [anal creampie] [mast]

When I moved into my new apartment, I was spraying down the windows with Windex when I saw my neighbor across the way. I waved. She waved. A man came behind her and also waved. I opened my window. They opened theirs.

“Are you Emma’s friend?” He shouted.

“No,” I said. “Who’s Emma?”

“The woman whose apartment you’re in …” he said, confused.

“Oh,” I said, laughing. “I didn’t know her name. I bought her apartment.”

“Emma moved?” The woman said. “Aw, bummer. Well, welcome to the building! I’m Taryn. And this is Billy.”

“Hey guys,” I said. “I’m Kyle.”

We barely spoke after that encounter. From time to time, I’d glance out my window and see Taryn’s legs up in the air. Their windows were always open, so I could hear their bed squeaking. I could hear Billy grunting as he fucked her. I could hear her soft moans. Occasionally, I’d see Taryn walk out of the bathroom and into their bedroom totally nude. Not a care in the world. She’d towel off in front of the window. Had she been toying with me? Teasing me? Whenever Billy was the one who exited the shower, he’d come into the bedroom in his towel and would yank the blinds shut. Taryn was different. Maybe an exhibitionist.

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He pushed himself into her throat. Her eyes grew wide. She could feel every inch of him fill her mouth. Her eyes watered, but she didn’t want it to stop. She twisted her left nipple. The pierced one. She rubbed her clit. She hummed while saliva ran out of her mouth, dangling on her chin. She nodded as he pumped, encouraging her to wreck her pretty face.

She couldn’t speak, but her eyes were saying, “don’t stop.”

He received the memo: Wreck me. Treat my throat like you treat my cunt.

He grabbed onto her head. One hand on each side and held her tightly. She knew it was about to get rough. He looked down at her. She looked up at him. She nodded.

It’s go time.

He throated her. Hard and fast. Pulling his eight inch cock almost entirely from her throat before plunging it back inside. Her naked body retched. She gagged and sputtered and coughed. His favorite part was the chugging, gagging sound she’d make. She exaggerated the sound effects, the sputtering, spitting saliva, the moaning all for him.

He.

Loved.

It.

TAKING A CORONAVIRUS RISK [mf]

In these uncertain times, women needed dick. And goddammit, I felt obligated to step up. This was, after all, my time to shine. I lived in a large apartment building near NYU. Most of the women there ere either college kids or professors. And we were all self isolating because of the virus. I wasn’t relationship material. I liked to fuck. I didn’t like commitment. I didn’t like living with people. Ahh, but the world we live in. Everybody wants to marry. Everybody wants that life.

And that’s fine. But it’s not for me. And so, I struggled to find fuck buddies. I don’t want to lie and be that guy who goes around telling everyone I’m looking for something only to get laid. I am an HONEST slut, dammit. Just means I go through prolonged dry spells.

I had a few solid fuck buddies over the years. Women who wanted casual flings because they missed the physical intimacy of sex, but just didn’t have the time.

Now that everyone is self isolating due to the virus, I thought I might have a chance to “profit” off of this.

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Mandy and Jacob were together for six weeks and decided to hit the beach for a weekend trip. It was only a few hours away and, of course, the thought of raunchy, disgusting hotel sex made Jacob rock fucking hard. Funny thing is, Mandy knew exactly what Jacob liked … and she vowed to (almost) never say no to sexual requests. That’s how you keep things hot, after all.

“I know your mind is racing,” she said as they chatted via FaceTime. They were packing for the trip.

“It is,” Jacob said.

“Tell me what you want …”

“Well, for starters, I think you should pack in the nude.”

“Oh? I can do that.”

Mandy stripped naked. She had the perfect body. At least, in Jacob’s eyes. She was thicc and had no shame about it. She knew she looked good. She spun around and shook her juicy ass in the camera and then whacked it. Hard. It turned red. She bent over and spread her cheeks so he could see her asshole.

“Like it?” She asked.

“Love it.”

“Should I paaaaack … this?”

Mandy slid open her nightstand drawer and pulled out a buttplug.

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I live on the 3rd floor of a walk up. Outside of my window, I look into an alleyway. But there are some ground floor apartments down there. And two of them are lucky. They’ve got little “back yards.” One of them is a woman named Holly. She’s 23 and we’ve hung out before.

One evening, I sneezed in my apartment. She shouted, “Bless you!” And that’s how we met. She’s hot. Of course. And she sunbathes in the summer. If I look outside, I might be lucky enough to catch a glimpse of her in a g-string bikini. Maybe she thinks I’m watching. Maybe she doesn’t. Either way, it’s hot. I opened my window once and saw her on her back, struggling to rub tanning oil on herself.

“You missed a spot!” I shouted.

“Fuck off!” She said, laughing. “Come down here and help a girl out?”

I went downstairs. Slathered her body in oil. Rubbed her just a little too good. Soon, she was moaning, nibbling her bottom lip. It turned into a full blown massage.

“Jesus, your hands are amaaaazing,” she groaned. “Lower.”

I moved my hands a little lower.