There’s a neighborhood bar I frequent. I know just about everyone there and every so often, Larry, the bartender, hooks me up with free drinks. A few months ago, these twin sisters started showing up. Mickie and Trish. To say they stood out would be a massive understatement. If you’re wondering what sort of bar this was … think Moe’s from the Simpsons. Dirty, sad, the same few faces every night, complaining about their work, their jobs, their wives. Women never came here. So why did I go? Because Larry had a pool table and there was no where else in town to shoot. Because of that, I was the youngest guy there by like, 20 years.
So, there was Trish and Mickie, in their tight pants, mini shirts, and crop tops. The second time I saw them, I asked Larry what they had ordered the last time and then grabbed them a full pitcher. I brought it to their table with two frozen beer mugs and said, “You must really like shitty bars if you’re back again.”
Larry said, “C’mon, man. I can *hear* you!”