The scene:Driving around on a dark and stormy night, Looking for a place to eat, pulls into a drive thru,.
Pulls up to Speaker, says “yes I would like a double cheeseburger meal with curly fries please”. There’s a very long pause. The voice on the other end says “um mm ma’am, I am sorry. You may have us confused with the restaurant next door”
“what do you mean?”
“Ma’am this is the screaming cafe. We are a BDSM themed restaurant. You have a choice: if you drive to the left and leave the driveway no harm no foul, but if you continue to drive forward then you are committed and you have given consent. Understood?”
Biting my lip with trepidation I drive forward to the next window. They give me two menus- one labeled domway, one labeled subway. I choose subway menu, look it over and my attention is drawn to menu item #2. It’s on special so win win.
“Sir tell me more about this #2 session item please”
“Wise choice ma’am that is our best seller. With that you get Humiliation and bondage with light impact play. My eyes widen.