Tuesday, April 23rd, Day 3.
Dear Diary,
Nothing exciting today. Roxanne bought some really nice underwear, but it mostly was a Rachel day.
I had a really long swim, then had my ass kicked at tennis by a seventy-year-old man. That was pretty humiliating until he confided that he’d once reached the second round at Wimbledon.
In the evening I watched a couple of really good stand-up acts. All clean, cruise-ship approved material, but still funny. A couple of guys tried to chat me up, but didn’t spark any interest in Roxanne.
Goodnight!
Wednesday, April 24th, Day 4.
Dear Diary,
Oh God, do I have a story for you today! I nearly got arrested and thrown off the ship!
I had my usual morning, workout, yoga, swim, then watched a movie.
In the afternoon, I decided to explore the ship. I’ve heard the engines on these things are enormous, and I wanted to see for myself. I went as low in the ship as I could in the passenger areas then sneaked through one of those “restricted area” doors. I crept down a maze of corridors, and a few flights of metal stairs, when I suddenly heard a voice.