I sent this to a fellow redditor a short time ago, with the aim of getting them off – I think it worked!
Here’s an adapted version for your enjoyment! (Based on true events!) ?
I’m laying in bed having just woken up, one hand lying across my chest, the other by my side. I absentmindedly stroke my trimmed balls, feeling my morning wood twitch in response.
I always sleep naked, but in the summer I just lie on top of the sheets, trying to let the gentle night breeze cool my warm body. I pretty much always wake with a hard-on and always give it a slight stroke, enjoying the feeling of my cock throbbing in excitement.
This morning, I’m running my fingers across my hairy chest, I’m not overly hairy but have a nice amount to play with, as I caress my nipples. I love the feeling of my nips being toyed with, my penis reacts by twitching up and down as my pulse rate increases.
My hand starts to stroke my balls, squeezing, tugging, and scratching them, enjoying the sensations as I move away from the sack and start to gently rub the area behind them. I take my other hand off my now hard, sensitive nipples and feel my way down my torso to my waiting cock. My hand gently grasps around my 6 inches, lightly pulling on the shaft, easing my foreskin over the pink, shiny, mushroom shaped tip.