So I was commissioned for a strange erotica.

I have never written an erotica before and I was given a particularly hard (no pun intended) scenario. This is a gay erotica between a feminine kobold and a centaur. If that isn’t your kink, that’s fine. It’s not mine either. Still, I want to do a good job and so I’d like to share my first draft.

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“Another drink, barkeep!” A deep voice rung across the rowdy bar. “Something that can actually get a man drunk this time!”

“Maybe you ask for a lighter drink, Phil, since, you know… You’re half a man.” Another patron joked.

“Hmph,” the tipsy man grumbled.

Saying that he was half a man, wasn’t far from the truth because this man was a centaur, a mythical combination of horse and man. With all the stamina of a steed and rowdiness you’d expected from a half drunken man.

“You sure know how to tease a man, Rudy.” The centaur snorted giving his friend the side eye. Rudy was a druid: intricate tattoos, fully intwine with nature, a bundle of magical energy, an insane knowledge of the arcane arts. A perfect example of what a druid should be. But more than that, he was an overall great guy. Charming, thoughtful, kind to everyone, even a centaur. Maybe that’s why Phil couldn’t help but fall in love with him.