Author: seacobs

A gigantic ballsack sailed through the high seas. It featured a small-waterplane-area twin hull at the ends of which were sex fairies swimming with their rollerblades still on. The disgusting perverted ship had a small Japanese man acting as the bridge of the ship. His head was constantly swivelling like a turret looking for a prey. There, at the horizon, he located the city of Valencia with its lush ports and beautiful women. The gigantic ballsack made itself thinner and sped through the waves. The man who shall not be named, Sasuke, hit the land and its ominous shadow covered the whole port. A woman who just stood there, petrified by the horrifying sight, was the first victim. Sasuke’s dick fired a barrage of semen at that poor thing, and then another victim, and another until the whole port was turned into glue. The gigantic ballsack then made its way to downtown aided by the sex fairies on their rollerblades, but the streets of Valencia were so sinuous and unevenly spaced that his ballsack had to stretch itself to the hilt, which turned Sasuke’s face red and contorted his feminine face, which had been constantly grinning until that point. Hours later, the streets were strewn with viscous women all over. When he reached the city square, he saw a formidable spire on top of which was a monument of a great explorer. The fairies just sped through it not thinking of how delicate a man’s genitalia is until the statue poked a hole through his ballsack, which killed him almost instantly. The end.

The witches of Greed had deliberated after hours of deliberation inside the dormant ivory shard amidst the broken, layered and unordered time of the void realm. It was a unanimous decision. The grand cow of mystery rendered the verdict.

“Sasuke, you shall perform a Vahkr recital before the audience, and only then shall we decide how to end your existence.” the cow spewed with his ruminating mouth.

“I shall do as you wish.” replied a confident Sasuke. “However, I ask you to bring me the harmonicum my master played before he was executed. The music he produced transcends the broken time of our glorious realm. It’s my personal belief and yet my greatest conviction.”

“Bring it in!” the cow ordered.

The goblins brought in an open ended barrel inside of which big-breasted wenches were breathing air through a straw as the air broken by time couldn’t be breathed inside of the barrel. At the edge of the barrel, time was rapidly accelerating as in a waterfall and made their bulging pussies sweat the sweet aroma of their lewd and uncensored organs.

“Let’s see how long he lasts.” the cow muttered to himself. Read more »

The demon lord Sasuke sat defiantly on his throne while glaring at the portal he just summoned. Annoyed at the sight of his huge army being brought to a stand still against a much leaner army, he dressed up in armor and entered the portal. As soon as he joined the battle, he rushed through the enemy lines and killed a thousand of demons in one fell swoop. The enemy army, shocked by the sudden destructive force, froze for a moment. As the dust settled, the demon lord Sasuke boastfully puffed his chest in defiance. Unexpectedly, the enemy army burst in laughter. “Look at this degenerate! What is he even wearing?!” one of the demons said. “I think he’s wearing a bunch of sex slaves. They are somehow strapped to his body through some metallic scraps and weird and unusual magic.” another responded. Three of the sex fairies strapped to Sasuke’s body squirted large streams of foamy white fluids before him, prompting even more laughter. Some of the demons on Sasuke’s side, all too familiar with this embarrassing display, hid their heads in shame. Angry, Sasuke growled in anger; however, having forgotten that he stuffed his mouth with miniature sex fairies earlier, his growl came out in a flurry of high-pitched sex moans, prompting some of the demons from the other side to roll onto the floor laughing. “Hey, what the hell was that!? Did he really stuff his mouth with sex fairies?!? What a fucking autist this guy is!” said a demon. “That’s not even the end of it, look at his forehead. There are sex fairies wearing some safety harnesses on a miniature version of a drop tower on his fucking forehead.” replied another. “Ha ha! You’re right. That’s fucking hilarious.” Some of the sex fairies flustered by all this bullying, collectively shouted through various bullhorns throughout his body in unison. “Hey, stop bullying our master. He’s a very kind man. You will regret it if you keep speaking ill of him!” Even more embarrassed, some of the demons on his side started digging their own graves before killing themselves on the spot. “Hey, let’s go. This is just stupid.” one of the demons in the enemy army said. “Yeah, fuck this.” another replied. The enemy army just walked away and a dejected Sasuke walked back to his palace head down the whole way through. The end.

There were three divine beings trapped in a vortex in the middle of which there was peace. That little space amidst the chaos was shaped like a triangular pyramid. These divine beings occupied each of the corners. And in the middle was an ever rippling sea that caressed their huge testicles. One of the being said “Hey, guys, look at this. I can come farther than I usually can by detaching my dick just when I am about to come.” Another, in order to not be outdone by his comrade, said “You think that’s impressive? I can come at any time by squeezing out my balls.” The last one pressured by his retarded peers said “Hey, guys, look, I just came up with this. I can swallow my own cum and then shit cum immediately.” The other two divine beings looked at each other in silence for a moment, and then contorted their visages in disgust and started masturbating furiously. The two men ejaculated with such force as to drive the unfortunate being who wanted to fit in out of the pyramid and into the vortex, which sucked him up and spewed his entrails and his comrades’ combined cum into another dimension. This mix of entrails and cum later became the Milky Way. The end.

Hideo pulled a brand new sex blanket out of a parcel. He ordered it from Amazon a few days ago, because his lazy ass bum couldn’t bother cleaning his filthy bedroom and his old blanket got stuck onto the floor and became one with the dusty floor of his disgusting bedroom. Even the roaches and rats of the city wouldn’t come near it. Strangely enough, it had gained an ominous reputation after some of the rats and roaches were found dead around its vicinity with their corpses turned into Japanese onahole hips. The hips would constantly twitch and make weird Japanese sex moans until they became decayed to the point any slight movement would make them fall apart at the seams. The sex blanket featured several square lattices made of a rubbery fabric that housed a complex array of semiconductor. These lattices generated an electromagnetic field where several L manifolds shared the same convection line in a G topological space when time is represented as a discrete unit on the g axis. These electromagnetic fields allowed users to sexually interact with female ghosts when all curled up inside the blanket. Excited, Hideo took his clothes off and curled up inside the blanket after wiring a ton of money to many female ghosts through Ghostpay. Upon coming into contact with the delicate fabrics of his sex blanket, he could feel the tongues of a thousand ghosts curl up around his dick. It didn’t take long before ejaculated. He ejaculated one time, and then a second time and then a third time. The intensity of his orgasms was as such that his brain shut off while his dick maintained its erection, because his sympathetic nervous system had gained a mind of its own. After 10 hours of constant ejaculation, Hideo shriveled up and died of dehydration. The end.

Ichiro woke up in a stupor, and found himself in a uncomfortable and unfamiliar situation. He was in the middle of a sort of race track strapped to a weird contraption. It was a giant single wheeled contraption, on top of which was affixed a long seat with a cushioned backrest. On top of his erected dick, was a long flat transparent plate, affixed to two shafts themselves attached to two pegs on the wheel, on the middle of which was a hollow cylinder open on both ends which allowed his dick to twitch uncontrollably as the hollow cylinder had small holes that allowed small sex fairies to suck on his erected dick. All of a sudden, the countdown started. The seat then slid to the front and inclined diagonally. And two rows of huge sex fairy asses facing each other appeared out of nowhere and protruded out into his lane from both sides. There were a dozen of lanes on the track. The countdown continued and then ended with a loud bang. The one wheeled sexist and weird contraption begun moving all of a sudden. It was racing against other such weird and sexist contraptions that seemed to have been made by a perverted Japanese Skyrim mod author. The part of the lane of the track right in front of each competitor seemed to have been continuously distorted in such a way that the front lane was always inclining downwards right in front to maintain a forward momentum. As Ichiro raced, he could hear his dick make fart noises continuously, because of the excessive amount of lubes on the juicy asses of the sex fairies. Every time his dick would become soft, the monstrous contraption would inject medicine into him via a syringe so he would be able to maintain his erection. The race was close, but Ichiro ended the race in first place. He was somewhat happy, but also disturbed and strangely felt suicidal, so he bit his tongue and died. The end.

The sex fairies amalgamated and formed a giant hip onahole. Their small asses kept tracking Haruto’s penis like the eyes of a dog glaring at another dog peeing on his favorite fire hydrant. Haruto’s dick a bit confused at the sudden appearance of this giant hip onahole remained unerected before kicking into full gear and vibrating like a noisy diesel engine. Unsure if this magical floating giant hip onahole hid a bear trap or worse, Haruto started licking it all over to see how the sex fairies would react. To his pleasure, the sex fairies started moaning in unison and getting really wet and slippery. Then the squirting happened. Each of the wet vagina started aiming at Haruto’s eyes as if they were trying to blind him like a Star Destroyer of sort. To his horror, Haruto eyes were blinded before he could even try to dodge the squirts. The floating monstrosity turned into a large bimbo and pushed him onto his bed. Then some of the sex fairies separated from the larger body and entered Haruto’s balls through sex magic. There, they started playing the drum with his testicles. The large bimbo then thrust his penis furiously into her and started riding his dick furiously as he lay helpless against the nymphomaniac monstrosity before him. The large bimbo then proceeded to make him cum a dozen of times until he ran out of man juice. Immediately, the sex fairies merged into his skin and started touching themselves and ejaculating in the air to form countless streams of vagina fluids that kept going out and in of their vaginas like a bunch of race tracks for microscopic organisms with their own ecosystems. Some of them had formed a portal by amalgamating over his dick and allowed more sex fairies in to join in the action. After 10 hours, Haruto had become a sort of giant robot over which sprawled a theme park made of sex fairies squirting constantly. When the cops broke into his apartment due to noise complaints, they immediately shot him dead after seeing the thing he had become. The end.