Every time I went to my friend Tyler’s house I would always get excited. Not because I actually liked him, but because of his sexy ass mom. I think her name was Beyonce or something. Tyler was a pretty selfish and arrogant piece of shit so I had to constantly stroke his ego. Any time I could I would tell him how cool he was and how having a rich family made him better than everyone else. It certainly was tiring, but if it meant I could go to his house and stare at his mom’s perfect dick sucking lips and her hypnotic and sexy fat ass, then it was worth every bit of pain.
It was a Tuesday and school was almost over. My car had been wrecked a few days ago so my mom had to drive me until it was fixed. I called my mom on my phone while Tyler walked over to me.
“Hey mom, school’s over.”
“I’m sorry honey but I’m in a meeting right now, can one of your friends drive you home?”
“Maybe, let me check,” I said putting the phone away,” Hey Tyler can you drive me home today, my mom can’t.”