New Lawn Guy

Last year, the neighbors at the end of the street started giving us grief – mainly her, because they didn’t approve of how we kept our yard and driveway. Their house sold just fine when it went on the market, but that was the excuse she made. They were putting their house up for sale and did not want our Beverly Hillbilly esthetic to affect their sale.

The buyer was in a consulate position in Mexico, has a large collection of classic cars, and is also a motorcycle enthusiast. This is not his only home. And he recently just came back from a Barrette Jackson auction. Haven’t seen that one yet, but his daily driver is a Cadillac pick up. It’s taken him some time to sort out vendors for the property; the grass had gotten over three feet tall (fountain grass type weeds) and was growing raggedly out into the street.

[F]antasies

I had booked the room months before, slamming all the buttons before I could lose my nerve, or back out. A bit of travel from home, but that made it easier. Not a familiar place, no familiar faces. A guaranteed reservation, a safe respite in case things became too much. At $150 a night, not knowing what was considered ‘all inclusive’ there was only a little bit of cushion, another reason for just the one night. The promotion material sounded too good to be true, but who could argue? I mean it sounded so… exciting. ***INDUSTRY LEADING VENDORS IN LIFESTYLE TRAVEL, TOYS, SOCIAL TOOLS & MORE, 100’S OF SEXY COUPLES AND GROUPS FROM ALL OVER THE U.S. ARE ATTENDING, AFTER PARTIES EVERY NIGHT IN MULTIPLE SUITES WITH HOT HOST COUPLES, MASSIVE PLAY SPACE AND SPECIALLY THEMED “OPEN” ROOMS.***

I switched my small leather overnighter, from one sweating hand to the dry one, opening the door into the lobby. My eyes goggled when I saw the costumes already walking around, I lowered my eyes to the floor and attempted to focus on what I was doing rather than get distracted by the upcoming delights…