You still have presents to buy for your asshole kids, and your wife is blowing up your phone telling you to pick up more food for your in-laws. God, you hate the holidays.
What makes it all worse is that no one (except you) seems to work on the last two weeks of the year, so you’re behind on a major project. As you brew another pot of coffee, you hear a cheery “merry Christmas!” behind you. You turn and it’s that fat slut who works in your department, flirting with the security guard. She’s wearing a short red dress and fishnet-looking tights underneath. She even has a stupid elf hat on.
She is so annoying, you think. Only a slut with no kids could be so joyful right now. She probably gets to do and go wherever she wants… fuck whoever she wants. You bet she sucks dick for fun, meanwhile your wife hasn’t looked at your dick in a year.
Lost in thought, you don’t hear her walk into the breakroom. She knows you have a lot of work to finish, and she wants to help you. She doesn’t have anywhere to be anyway since her parents are in another state.