*From viewpoint of Phil Dunphy*
Haley had been bugging me all day trying to convince me to let Dylan move in the house for a while.
She said, “Dad, it’s only for a few weeks, it’ll be nice having him around.”
“Haley I can’t sleep at night know you and Dylan are fucking on the other side of that wall.”
“Dad, we woooooon’t”
“We both know that’s a lie, Haley.”
Even I knew that Haley Dunphy was a goddess, but also had a bit of a reputation as a slut. To be honest it made me a little proud. It also turned me on that supposedly the best fuck around slept in my house everyday. Don’t get me wrong, Claire is sexy as hell, and great in bed, but it’d be a lie if I said I didn’t fantasize about Haley’s young perky boobs swinging in my face.
“Dad, I’ll do anything, I’ll clean the gutters, drive luke around now that he lost his liscense, anything, please!”
Of course I knew what I really wanted from her but I knew I couldn’t really ask that of her. I got a little hard thinking about it and I’m not sure if she noticed. Read more »