My flatmate (quite ok looking, a bit chubby but handsome and really cool dude) is currently going through a tough breakup with his bitchy ex. Like not only did she leave him but she also makes a problem out of everything, moving out outta nowhere and claiming he still has some of her stuff that has already been taken, overall nightmare. But not about that.
We all had some evening drinks, just a couple of beers and I’m usually the one to get drunk the fastest. He wasn’t going to work so he didn’t care and somehow when everyone left we stayed and chatted a bit more.I asked him about the ex and he began to tell ma about all the crazy shit she pulled off last couple of months. At some point I just snorted at something dumb she did and commented:- Well, I just hope that ass and head was worth all the trouble.He looked embarrassed for a moment and just replied:- Ass was ok, but head was non-existent to be fair.I glazed at him surprised
– You mean she didn’t suck your dick? Lol, what a princess.