I was driving around in the countryside taking in the sights. All the cows and horses entertain me as well as counting all the deer I came across.
I was cruising along until I saw the familiar flashing lights behind me. I look down. 84 in a 55, just great.
I pull to the side wondering what a cop is doing this far away from the city anyways.
He walks slowly to the window and utters those familiar words, “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over today?”
That voice sounded familiar, oh too familiar. I smiled up at him, “oh just so you could look at my face.”
“Ma’am I’m gonna need you to step out of the vehicle.” His tone was flat. I watched him, confusion clear on my face as I exited my car.
“Put your hands on the hood.” He ordered.
As I turned around to, he yanked my pants down. “Hey!” I objected. He forced me to bend over the hood.
“You wanted to speed, right? 19 over the speed limit? Well I guess you need 19 spanks to each cheek.” My ass was bare to the street.