I (29F) love pumping up my older boyfriend’s (41M) ego during sex, even though he is completely mediocre
My boyfriend and I have been dating for roughly 4 years now, and we’re getting into that zone where sex is like, an everyday thing but he’s just so predictable. Either we’re in bed, I’m reading a book and he’s watching a football game, and then he leans over and gives me a look, or I’m exercising in our living room and he’s watching ESPN (see a theme here? he loves his college football) and all of a sudden he’s on the floor with me, catching the game while giving it to me. It’s cute how every week, it’s just the same positions, the same movements, his same cute dad bod on top of me or behind me.
And so to make it interesting, probably in the past 6 months, I’ve made it fun for me by just absolutely hamming it up. I’ll start by saying that my boyfriend is older than me and kind of in a different generation in such a way that I feel like he’s a bit… simple, in terms of our love life. His penis is average, even maybe a bit below average based on guys that I’ve been with in the past (although, it’s satisfyingly girthy, so he wins on that front). His pussy eating game is… enthusiastic, but weak. His moves are from like the 90s, it’s just crazy. And sometimes I just look at him, like… is he for real?