“What do you think of the beads they gave me?” Victoria flashed a mischievous smile and turned toward me. A shock of electricity shot through my body as I gazed upon her perfect breasts. They took my breath away and smiled up at me through the beaded necklace the natives had given her. Her golden hair fell in locks, framing her breasts as if for a photo shoot.
“Cool… Sexy.” I replied as I approached her.
She leaned backward, poking out her nipples like spires. I grabbed her breasts and began sucking them both at the same time. She began to moan, but then bit down hard on her lip as she tried to remain quiet. After a few minutes of sucking her nipples, I began kissing my way down her stomach to her pussy. She smelled amazing, her own delicious scent mingling with something exotic.
“Do you like it?” She stared down at me devilishly. “I used the flowers and cream given to me by the priestess. It’s driving me wild!” She winked at me as she gasped, pulling my head in with both hands toward her succulent oyster. She tasted even better than she smelled. I could not restrain my desire as I devoured my treat like a bulldog. Sucking on her lips like an ice cream cone and her pearl like a cherry. It took only a moment before she couldn’t help herself. “I’m cominnnngggggg!!!!” I paused and looked up at her. “Wow! She gasped for breath. “I want your dick… NOW!” She was grabbing at my cock furiously licking and trying to suck it.
“Then you’re lucky I want your pussy… NOW!” I lifted her from the ground and threw her onto the bed. I was rock hard as I entered her.
“I… I.. I….” Victoria reached upward, grabbing her hair with both hands as her eyes rolled toward the back of her head. I began to thrust deep and hard as she climaxed again. “I’m commmmiiinnnnnggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Author: pens1ve
A normal day at the White House. [MF][MMMM][oral][dumb][joke][celeb][president][trump]
Her head bobbed furiously as she sucked him. Up and down, up and down. Slurp slurp slurp! The president winced as he scrunched his face and clenched his tiny little fists…. Slurp slurp slurp slurp!!!!! “I’m sorry. It’s just not working. Are you sure you’ve done this before?”
“I’ve sucked a dick before! I swear! I work at Fox News you know.”
“Right…” The president rolled his eyes. “Well sweetheart, I didn’t think it was possible, but you give head worse than Ann Coulter.” The president sighed and snapped his fingers. Two secret service men instantly appeared and pulled the conservative pundit to her feet. “Come on now… You gave it a go.”
“But please… I’ll suck harder! Give me another chance!”
“You had your chance sweetheart,” the president replied. “It looks like your show isn’t an act after all. What a frigid bitch. I bet you’re better at eating pussy. Is that what you’d like? Would you prefer a nice pussy? When it comes to sucking dick, looks like you DON’T have the right angle.” He chuckled, obviously quite proud of himself. “You make me sick. Get her the hell out of my face.”
“But sir! Sirrrr!!!!! Democrats hate America! Black people are lazy welfare defrauders! Mexican immigrants are rapistsssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” she pleaded and struggled as the secret service dragged her away. The president hesitated and arched his eyebrows for a moment at her enticing words before letting out a condescending and disappointed …. “Tsk tsk… Typically hysterical. Nice try, but too late. Bring in my regular.” He waved his hand, shoeing the pundit away with displeasure.
The secret serviceman hesitated and cleared his throat.
“What is it?”
“Sir….”
“Oh right right…. She’s at the Olympics…. Well then, how about a threesome… Actually, make it a foursome.”
“Of course sir. Right away sir.”
The president closed his eyes and leaned back. He didn’t have to wait long before he heard the door open. He kept his eyes closed as he heard them shuffling in like school boys.
“Nice bow tie douche. Did O’Reilly give it to you?”
“Shut the fuck up Ross. You know that’s the only reason you got the job. You look exactly like him!”
“Will both of you calm down? We hardly ever get bumped to this slot. Let’s make the most of it. This is the president of the United States of America, the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth. ”
The president kept his eyes closed and tried to forget about Mueller as they argued and crowded around his shriveled genitals.
“Move over. Just because you have your own show now doesn’t mean you get the head.”
“Oh please. You’re only one fifth of The Five.”
“Shut the fuck up both of you pipsqueaks. I’m the 9pm! I compete with Rachel Maddow! I get the head!”
“That’s enough talking all of you. Do you’re jobs or you’re fired!” The president let out another sigh as he felt the three mouths fasten onto his tiny dick.
“Don’t think about Putin. Don’t think about Putin,” the president chimed in his head. He was still soft. “How about a little more effort people. More motivation.”
“Robert Mercerrrr,” one of them whispered.
“National Rifle Associationnnnn.”
“Sheldon Adelsonnnnn.”
“Now that’s more like it,” the president said, growing harder.
“Lock her up.” That did the trick, and Donald Trump ejaculated all over Sean Hannity’s face.
The Essay [Mf][oral][drugs][prost][cheating][fdom]
“Alright… Okey dokey… I will. I will…. Take care.” Betsy smiled as she hung up the phone.
“Who was that?” Janey asked her mom without even looking up from her laptop. She sounded bored to the core.
“It was Mrs. Archer from next door. She’s heading out of town for a few days to see her mother and asked me to water her plants because she just knows her husband won’t remember.” Janey’s heart jumped. Her eyes left the screen as she glanced at her mother, who was holding a glass of red wine and smiling sweetly at her daughter. “Are you almost done with that application to Princeton? Shall I play the next episode?” They were binge watching on Netflix while Janey frantically finished college applications.
“Sure mom. I just have to finish this essay, and then the only schools I have left are MIT and Stanford.” Janey looked back down at her laptop and tried to appear focused as she stifled a smile.
“Great!” Her mom whirled toward the TV and pressed play. She took another sip of wine and returned to the couch beside Janey.
My Teacher’s Wedding [mfF][fantasy][oral][huml]
My teacher was a jerk. He always gave me detention for no reason, and I think he secretly hated me. He made my life hell just for fun. One time, three of us got into a fight, but I’m the only one who got in trouble. And he’d give me worse grades than my friends even though we’d all copied the same answers. It seemed like every time he could screw me over, he’d do it. That’s why I couldn’t stand that we all had to go to his wedding. My entire class was lined up outside the cathedral as we waited in our fancy tuxedos and dresses. It sucked. I was with my friends, but none of us could wait for it to be over. We didn’t even have school today and everyone only wanted to get home to play Zelda – Breath of the Wild on Nintendo Switch! I had just found a Molduga Fin, Icy Lizalfos Tail, and Hinox Tooth. And I was looking for a Lynel Horn.