A couple years ago I was in a really stupid and difficult situation. I had just broken up with my girlfriend (Mandi) of 2 years and it was not on the best of terms. She said she wanted to explore her options, to travel, and have fun before she settled down forever. That bitch, how could she do this to me after 2 years. Things had not been all that great lately; We hadn’t had sex in 2 weeks. I guess I should have seen it coming. Instead I got shitty about it and yelled at her, she yelled back and now we are in an awkward state of silence.
The breakup wasn’t even the worst part. No, the worst part of this whole situation was that we still had a month on our lease and as newly graduated university students, we couldn’t afford to move out or ditch the lease. So, here I am stuck in a 1-bedroom apartment with my ex girlfriend for a month. My parents offered I am quite possibly the dumbest son of a bitch ever.