Have you ever felt the sudden uncontrollable urge to stick something deep and far into your asshole? If not, consider yourself incredibly lucky. Everyday is a long lasting struggle of fighting the intense urge to stick tablespoons deep into my anal cavity. I’ve tried everything from butt plugs to XL dragon dildos, nothing satisfies my obscene craving for the small cold metallic rectangular handle of an everyday tablespoon. The cold that runs throughout my asshole brings me such an amount of pleasure I feel like my dick explodes every time.
My “addiction” as my 13 therapists and 18 mental counselors call it, consists of sitting with my ass open aimed towards the sky, what follow is me sticking the coldest tablespoon I can find’s small handle deep into my rectum. I’ve never been able to push down the entire shaft of the tablespoon, most of my “sessions” nowadays just involve me getting it hardly a quarter of an inch in before my dick shoots out semen like a fire hose.