Author: Northbrooks

"Bloody hell.. It's her."
"Who?"
"What's 'er name? Kerr? That model chick?"
"Miranda Kerr..?"
"Yes, she's bought the whole fucking first class lounge to herself and locked herself inside for the flight."
"Fucking hell, what I'd do just to tou-.."
"Flight Attendants, Stewardesses, Please start serving now."

The familiar sound came on, down each row of each plane, you know an A380 can carry over 800 passengers in one flight? That's a lot of M&Ms and Headphones to hand out just to keep everybody happy, just so that they can come back the next time for their dismal job or attempt at a vacation. This flight felt like it was no different then any other, hell, everything was the same, crying babies, coughing, sneezing, requests for food from people who probably should be going for the salad, and requests for salads from people who should be going for anything else. Everything about this flight was normal, there was somebody rich in the front lounge of the plane, as always. You see, the way the planes work for our organisation is that the lounge suite is a whole designated area, apparently it costs a bloody fortune to get in, and rumor had it, that Miranda Kerr was on this plane, in that very suite… Fucking hell. Read more »