I don’t know how long it took me to answer. It felt like I was standing there in silence for hours. I tried to just laugh it off…
Me: “Haha, oh yeah. Sorry about that, man. I was just, um…”
Brad interrupted me…
Brad: “Jerking off?”
Me: “Well, yeah”
Brad: “So you were you really just jerking off in the living room where anyone could walk in? Did Joe not catch you?”
I really had no answer. I was quickly trying to think of a lie. Why would I have porn and line out there if I wasn’t jerking off? Maybe I forgot that I had porn up on my laptop, but how would that explain the lube? Maybe I was getting ready to jerk off when I got distracted by something? But then I was still admitting to jerking in the living room when Joe was home. Fuck it, I’ll just say yes, I was jerking in the living room and use the tv as an excuse.
Me: “Well, no, I wasn’t expecting anyone to walk in on me. It’s just that the TV is so big, I like watching porn on the big screen.”