My husband and I (MF 29) went to a strip club for our 5 year anniversary. We will be going back.

We got a cheap hotel close to multiple strip clubs.
We had no idea what to expect. There are many clubs in the area and the neighborhood is, well, run down. Lol Ghetto.
Went out to hibachi grill. Got hubby loaded up on Saki and Long Islands, and took off to the nearest strip club (which ended up being topless).
First thing in the door, the bouncer seemed cool and there weren’t a bunch of people there. So everybody could mingle comfortably. Pool table, beer pong, sex toy claw machine. But the party scene was pretty dead while we were there. Tables and chairs scattered everywhere. There was a dance rail at the bar (fucking hot) and a bunch of chairs around a dance stage in the center (convincing hubby to build one in the basement lol). We spent most of our time there… center stage.