Sentient Plant-Monster Fucks Horny Young Scientist [F and, well… sentient plant with many dexterous vines]

When you don’t need sleep, you have a lot of time to puzzle over the mysteries of the universe. How did we get here? Do I have a purpose? Why would a plant feed on human sexual gratification?

That last question would still keep me up at night, even if I could sleep.

But I can’t. I’m a plant. A sentient plant, sure, but a plant nonetheless. I have more sensors than my fern brethren and I can control my movements, but at the end of the day, I’m basically a fancy ficus. Rooted to the ground, I watch the world moving around me and wonder why I am the way I am.

Of course, humans come to study us. They want to know *where* we are and *how many*, but they should be asking themselves *why*. Why? By all logic, it doesn’t make any sense. Yet here I root, watching the path and waiting for a hiker that piques my interest. We can survive on sunlight alone, but we really thrive when we fuck humans better than their own kind could ever manage.

I hate you, let’s fuck. [FM] [Hatefuck] (my first post!)

The list of things that Sierra liked about Jeremy could be summed up in two words.

His dick.

Everything else about him annoyed her. In fact, every time she saw him from across the room, the word ‘Idiot’ danced along her tongue. She’d hated him for years. No single event caused her to feel this way, but every time she saw him at a party she hated him more and more. Thankfully for her, they didn’t do a lot of talking whenever they were actually alone together.

Of course, Jeremy couldn’t find anything to like about Sierra other than how she would ride that dick of his. She was snobby and rude to just about everyone. And no matter what he said, she’d find a way to retort with a personal insult. And Jeremy could never let it lie.

They were both like that. Everything had to escalate. One night, a shouting match over the benefits of negging on social media had led to one of the most vile verbal exchanges two people ever had. Finally, their friends scattered to give them space to work things out.