What do you think of this cute story?
**NOTE:**
*Italicized lines*: the external narrator
(*x*): physical action
“x”: lines said out loud by characters
Regular text: Claire’s thoughts
**Claire’s POV**
*Brett is a very physically attractive man. Claire is a very physically attractive woman. Nate is a guitar player for a small band. He is a scrawny, little boy with a small penis who somehow managed to be in a relationship with Claire, but Claire hates having sex with him. He doesn’t satisfy her at all. She has to fake orgasms just to keep him happy. Worst of all, Nate is completely oblivious to the fact that he doesn’t satisfy Claire. He thinks that he’s God’s gift to her for some reason. Nate is also absolutely and utterly obsessed with Claire. He worships her, always wants to be with her, etc. All Nate cares about is her, and she hates it. Claire is sick and tired of this clingy little creep who thinks he’s sooooo good in bed. She wants to dump him in the most painful way possible, and she comes up with the perfect way to do it:*