It’s a Friday evening, me and Riya are making plans on WhatsApp, she wants to go clubbing at high spirits or daily’s.
I hate such places, and ask her to change the plans.
Riya: let’s chill like normal people for one day man, my friends are also coming!
Me: neah man! They bore me! You go ahead, I will see you at home!
Riya: shut the fuck up and come with us.
I am not listening to your excuses.
Me: arey yaar, Ri you really want me there?
Riya: do I have to ask again?
Me: you meanass I am coming.
Riya: that’s like my boy.
Me: I will come on one condition, you gotta wear a summer dress, and no underwear!
Riya: you dog!! I am not doing that!
Me: then I am not coming.
Riya: arrgghh!! Okay!!
Me: that’s like my girl.
I reach the club, I call them to know where they are actually.
Riya: hey!!!
Me: hii yaar, where are you guys?
Riya: I see you, give me a minute.
Within 30 seconds, I see her walking down towards me, it’s like a slomo video, everything’s still, and she’s walking towards me in her tight little yellow dress!
I couldn’t help but ogle at her like an idiot.